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I was talking to my sister
Me: I am really sorry, but thanks to my upbringing, I really do hate all women.
My lovely sister: Don't worry. Thanks to my upbringing, I really do hate all women too.

Yeah, Cannibalism is bad and shit.... but:

Would you eat a chimpanzee?

It seems, I am not "autistic enough" according to twitter experts...

I'm not entierly sure, what to do with such a wild opinion :D On one hand... it's twitter. On the other, how the hell does he not see that there is plenty wrong with me?

Had a karaoke gear during a party.
Everyone had a good fun.

But: When I started to sing Letting you down, entire room shut up completely. I don't remember ever being a complete and unforced center of attention of the entire room before. That is a new weird experience.

@Momther @Tfmonkey
Most of my leftie friends believe that "It's caused by absolute wealth", and that case is kinda hard to argue, not only because they are dead-set on beliefs, but also, because when women work, GDP goes up.

I could find the difference in data, but at that point, we all know the simping would cause them to short-circuit anyway.

@tomie
> Why does Valve allow negative reviews?

Let these people burn.

@Shadowman311
> Multi million dollar...
4 animators
I think we've reached the limits of economic minmaxing. I a. not a commie, but I still feel disgusted by this level of optimalization, and it should be enough of an argument to not watch it.

@tomie @jeff
Bullying literally inverts moral orders. Anything your bullies consider to be moral will become evil and everything they see as evil will be blessed.

So, if your bullies are literally uncomfortable from your stink, are you really losing?

* Obviously, I know most people reading this will never understand, but I still had to say it for myself and the 2 people open minded enough to see I am not lying.

Also, watching movies with her is pure pain.
During the movie, she keeps looking at her phone, only to keep asking the dumbest questions non-stop. And I mean, questions on the level of "How is Batman going to get from 2nd flor to the 3rd one?" (unironically a literal example)

And when the movie ends, and everyone else is excited to talk about the plot and effects, she needs to find what actor was dubbed by who. This completely ruins the mood too.

Why is she so... she?

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Watching Batman V Superman
Mom: I have seen this already.
Dad: Do, how is it going to end?
Mom: With a happy ending of course...

Me laughing my ass off, as she managed to git a fail with 99.9% hit chance :lamo:

@tomie @jeff
Nerds will always do things on a larger scale :D

But the targets are just wrong.

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