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@tomie
A health doctor had almost shouted at me, when I mentioned that I am trying to lose weight.

And then, she literally tried the shaming: Are you just trying to look good, or are you losing weight to actually be healthy?

She didn't even ask me, if I was successful, since she assumed, that I couldn't be based on only "street dieting advice".

@LukeAlmighty
"what do you like to do to rest and restore energy?"
"well idk, i like videogames"
"oh, me too! i play The Sims when I am not busy looking after my kid :)"

i almost became a misogynist that moment, and I like Sims too
she didn't even mention the number, fucking larper normie

@tomie
Ok, now on a serious note, I have observed that for me, there are 3 factors to observe closely.

1) bed quality. I am sure you have temperature, cleanliness and humidity covered, but it still might be worth some experimenting.

2) constant energy management. I must monitor to get enough activity during the day. Not even physical one, but there have to be some high-intensity events, no matter if mental or physical.

3) Constant wakeup. It's easier to survive one day on 5h of sleep then to go sleep 3 hours earlier the next one. Just make sure to never oversleep too much.

4) Stress
As if it wasn't killing you in 20 other ways already :D

5) You absolutely have to keep the phone on the other side of the room. Anything closer, and you might have the idea to take a peak.

Good luck.
And this is obviously the exact same experience I had with shrinks as well.

@ChristiJunior @tio
Man, that was the gayest string of thoughts I've read this year.

Thanks, I hate it.

Being autistic is wild.
What do you mean, that all of my friends are either unemployed, or cutting edge specialists?

Competitive Shoplifting.

Okay, hear me out. You get a bunch of """athletes""" and go mob a walmart. The goal is to get as much value in merchandise out the door as possible without getting caught. Simple rules.

If you have multiple competitors getting detained, then you've got cameras in the interrogation room, and competitors are ranked by a jury on the quality of their bullshit story. They don't rank better than anyone who *didn't* get caught, but their bullshitting abilities decide their rank amongst each other.

A variant of this is bracket competition. Like bracket racing where you have to go as fast as possible BUT NO FASTER than 10 seconds. In bracket shoplifting, you steal as much as possible BUT NO MORE than $999 worth of merchandise.

Who wouldn't drink beer and watch this shit?

Oh hell no...
Helen of Troy was purely political bullshit. We all know that. But how in the 7 gates of hell is Zendaya supposed to be Athena? Goddess of war?

Beauty might be in the eye of a beholder, but physical strength is not, and if I don't feel like Athena is capable of kicking my obese ass, then it's definitely not Athena.

@Mr_NutterButter
Masking.
If you're exhausted from talking to people, it usually is, could be, because you are forced to weight each response towards social expectations and their honesty limit.

We are so bad hunters, that flies didn't even try to evolve instinct to not land straight on our face for 0 reward.

Is it me, or is IT/math the most bottom up science, while chemistry the most top down one?

Am I missing something fundamental with chemistry?

@beardalaxy
Sure, but I am 30, so about the last chance I have to be a model :D

@beardalaxy
I just hate, when shilling gets so obvious, even a toddler should be able to see through it.

And knowing, that some adults won't.

I get it, the Oddysey was shot in 4:3.
Could you please advertise the movie in literally any other way?

@beardalaxy
At that point, people shouldn't even be surprised once they lose their life savings...

@beardalaxy
I wasn't talking about the storage, but about security.

A banking device and an e-mail one should not overlap. And neither of them should have sales shitware.

That's just ridiculous.

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