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Unironic Cyberpunk 2077 moment 

@beardalaxy
Man, I am autistic, and the text wasn't pink. How the fuck should I have known...

Unironic Cyberpunk 2077 moment 

@beardalaxy flirty?
Wasn't the first encounter when I was surrounded by 80 guys? Kinda good time to play it safe.

Unironic Cyberpunk 2077 moment 

@icedquinn
That shit was unironically surreal. :omegalul:

Unironic Cyberpunk 2077 moment 

I completed a quest and saw another quest mark near me on the map. So, I go there.

Some apartment door. Ok... I open them, and an old hag is inside, laying on the bed.
> "Didn't expect me, did you"

Out of nowhere, without any option a sex scene starts playing.

After the cutscene was done, It says "quest complete."

I got fucking raped in a game... That's new.

Seriously, though.
My mom got some barely noticable cut... 750kč.

I came in with a photo of a crazy haircut, including asking for maintainance instructions.
150kč, and she gave me sample of hair gel for free :omegalul:

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Feminist hair dresser once it's her turn to remove the "pink tax" while charging for your haircut.

@keisuke
This is the first troll schizo post, that actually scared me a bit...

@mushroom_soup
> Don't watch videos in your car
First off, that is a good rule. You should not do shit while driving.

but second: I am about 90 percent sure, neither the term video or the term car appears in the bible.

I love the expression of some people, when I tell them, that wanting a "respectful discussion" is not a rule I am willing to follow.

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