Watching a debt analysis of some Twitch streamer, and she is FUCKED by the debt.
And I don't mean the ammount. I mean, that there are so many "benefit points, consoliidations, credit score...." SO MUCH BULLSHIT, that she actually does believe, that she can "play the system" if she just uses the correct card at the right moment.
@kuon @PapaPole @BiggusDiccus @WashedOutGundamPilot
I love how people go like:
Step 1: touch grass
Step 2: smile
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You're married.
Seriously, you missed some quite important steps there.
@PurpCat @moffintosh
I wonder, if these apps do work on a sleeping face 🤔
@PurpCat @moffintosh
Oh, yeah... And I forgot about that problem too ![]()
@moffintosh
Parody or not, biometrics should NEVER be your last password. Not only can you never pass it on, you can also lose access forever, and once it's leaked, it cannot be changed, making all of identity theft permanent.
@bot @Fullmetal2255 @coolboymew
What part of that picture says 14?
@sandwich @Jim @TayTweets
Wait.... A woman went on grinder to find a guy?![]()
@w
*looks like a satanic ritual to me
@Mr_NutterButter
That's ok.
What fun would the tism be, if I couldn't anwser the weirdest questions :D
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Fascism:
When you don't let people abuse your kids.
LukeAlmighty DO NOT have any pronouns. You can only refer to LukeAlmighty by LukeAlmighty's name. Please, be tolerant of this.
Please be patient, LukeAlmighty have autism
Never forget #metoo
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I you are in Czech republic, DM me, I'll be happy to grab a beer with you
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