LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿 @LukeAlmighty@gameliberty.club
- This account is satire
- None of it is serious
- This is a satire account
- It's satine
- Fetish 3
- Yandere
- Fetish 2
- Dress shirts
- Fetish 1
- Muscular girls
- Fetish 4
- Women
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Fascism:
When you don't let people abuse your kids.
LukeAlmighty DO NOT have any pronouns. You can only refer to LukeAlmighty by LukeAlmighty's name. Please, be tolerant of this.
Please be patient, LukeAlmighty have autism
Never forget #metoo
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I you are in Czech republic, DM me, I'll be happy to grab a beer with you
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Joined Jul 2019
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LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿
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>tfw working bonus saturday shift
>caller asks "do you support Ukraine"
>know that if I say "no" I'm fucked.
>"Apologies, but I'm prohibited from sharing my political opinions or expressing a political stance during work hours."
>"It's just whether you're a decent person."
>"No, it is a breach of contract. Moving on."
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Going to tip one back for the Professor today, lads.
@matana @beardalaxy
Weird. It thought me just, that people are retarded, but my effort was still worth my results. (just not teachers rating, but she's a person -> people are retarded)
Kinda the main reason I went to IT. Computers are a bit smarter.
@matana @beardalaxy
You absolutely can.
you just have to talk to people. If you make someone else not buy, it is worse, then your original 0.
Major Zelda tears of kingdom spoiler (⚠️⚠️⚠️Do not read, if you haven't completed the game⚠️⚠️⚠️)
So, Zelda is a dragon
You can walk on her
You can ascend through the walkable NPCs.
So, if my theory is correct, you should be able to putt your dick in Zelda in this game... Unironically... 
Excuse me, I have to settle the Zelda/Link shipping debate once and for all. 
I have defeated the first hand monster.
This game seriously has some weird combat difficulty scaling.
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@ChristiJunior
These "shrines" are fucking embarrassment.
There was shrine about a jenga tower with a ball on top. So, I look at it for 3s. Move one piece, ball falls next to me, I move ball by 3m.... Done.
Entire shrine took about 10s to finish.
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@Rasterman pissing everyone off by playing Zelda: TotK in the most degenerate way possible by not getting the Glider, and being smug about it:
@ChristiJunior
Even if I ignored the ugliness, I have a simple question.
Can I grab a beer with you? And with troons, the answer is no. There is no way you can ever relax around them. You cannot talk about your dreams, you cannot even call them the correct pronouns. And not only do they have triggers that you don't know about, but they are insane enough to ruin your life over them.
- This account is satire
- None of it is serious
- This is a satire account
- It's satine
- Fetish 3
- Yandere
- Fetish 2
- Dress shirts
- Fetish 1
- Muscular girls
- Fetish 4
- Women
>>>Satire account<<<
Fascism:
When you don't let people abuse your kids.
LukeAlmighty DO NOT have any pronouns. You can only refer to LukeAlmighty by LukeAlmighty's name. Please, be tolerant of this.
Please be patient, LukeAlmighty have autism
Never forget #metoo
🇨🇿
I you are in Czech republic, DM me, I'll be happy to grab a beer with you
>>>Satire account<<<
Joined Jul 2019
