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They have asked for my ID card today... I had no idea you have to be 18 in order to drink Savo.

@LukeAlmighty @Codeki @AngryWraith My friend used to have an alarm clock on his phone that required math to stop. First alarm was simple arithmetic. His second alarm was solving a 3 digit long division, 3 digit multiplication, simple square root, and simple exponential equation, and if you missed one it made you redo all of them. I learned about this at 5 AM on a Friday while camping, as did everyone else in a 100 yard radius.

@NEETzsche
I have a decent job, so I calculated, how much do I have to slave to buy a house.....

But man, I am bad at math, because my numbers are off by 15 percent inflation :soyscream:

@Codeki @AngryWraith @BowsacNoodle
When I am drunk before work, I prepare myself coffee and breakfest in the evening, instead of in the morning, because I know, it will be needed.

Fuck, let him drink coffee if it's that bad. But your role as a parent is to help him form coping strategies FFS.

@Codeki @AngryWraith @BowsacNoodle
As a guy with serious sleeping problems, this hit me really hard.

But... I used to wake up an hour even earlier, just to have time for my brain to start up. I also learned to have multiple alarm clocks. In more desperate times, I left the alarm clock across the room, so I have to actually stand up.

THERE ARE SO MANY ADVICE THE KID NEEDS TO HEAR AND TRY. But sure, trauma is the correct choice.

@BowsacNoodle @AngryWraith @LukeAlmighty Yeah, the kid is nine. How late was he staying up? And why the hell wasn’t the mother doing anything about him staying up late?

Yes, she’s bitching about him not waking up, but he’s a 9-year-old. It’s her job as a parent to fix this. Maybe start by moving the computer to the living room? Making sure that he goes to bed at a reasonable time? Make sure that he doesn’t have a cell phone that he can be on until 3:00 in the morning?

No, act like a giant fucking bitch and smash his digital Legos. That kid’s going to be 40 years old, and telling his kids, “Well, when I was your age, Grandma decided to destroy something that I spent over a year on just because I didn’t do exactly as she told me to.”

And that’s why I don’t leave you alone with her.

Watching geo-guesser video

> I think this is Ukraine, I see a Ukraian flag...

Bruh -_-

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