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@beardalaxy @Awoo
Damn, I am seriously considering making a ted talk about how impressively bad TotK tutorial was, since it did manage to also make me ignore the fusion mechanic almost completely.

Because, why would you want to merge good shit with something, that breaks in 5 hits?

@beardalaxy @Awoo
When it comes to the gameplay, I love the idea of it. It is a broken concept, but it is unique, and simple enough to get normies into designing...

But: I wouldn't have known that if I wasn't always on the internet. When you start the game, it is set up in the most perfect conditions, to make you hate the zonai devices, before you get to a phase, where you can actually use them.

@beardalaxy @Awoo
What do you mean?
Weren't Zonai mentioned a total of... 1 time in BotW, and that being in a location name?

@beardalaxy
I think the shrines are actually the best example, of just how shallow the storytelling and lore is in that game.

In Botw, you have shrines belonging to one group, each ending with a monk. Ok... The endless ceiling of the shrines implies, that the entire kingdom is on top of some superstructure, that we know nothing about. Ganon as well as guardians and beasts have heavy technological grounding of the same design.

But in the Totk, literally all of these shrines look completely different, are called by name of a different civilization, and all superstructures including 4 divine beasts are just gone. For no reason.

The reskin of shrines was pointless, and visiting the wreckage of each beast would be a great base for more memorable quests. But the sheer disregard shown by ignoring all of this buildup cannot be justified.

Miles: I only accomplish my goals if someone somewhere doesn’t want me to do it.

@Nesano @Awoo @diresock
Do you want a vacation?
I'm thinking that Afghanistan sounds amazing.
Or, what about these African nations? Safari sounds amazing :ablobmeltsoblove:

@AquariusNL
10 mil$ of blackrock?
Oh no.... I cut my nails. My life is over.

@Jens_Rasmussen @Senator_Armstrong
I am reading comments under a video of a troll suggesting, that anti abortion people should be forced to adopt childern.

I can take one troll, but when idiots in the comments actually agree, then that is a breaking point. It actually hurts to read posts of people so retarded, they don't understand even the simplest of arguments against their programming.

@Senator_Armstrong
Parasites
I live in a world of parasites without a single drop of dignity or self reflection.

@Mr_NutterButter
Btw, ranked multiplayer is cancer by design. It means, that:
1) No matter how good you are, you will ALWAYS feel average.
2) No matter how casual you are playing, that number of rank will always be on your mind.

And if you don't enjoy the feeling of being average, tough luck. You're going to suffer.

@Mr_NutterButter
If a game has a battle pass or a ranked multiplayer, I pass automatically.

War thunder is the exception, because I am hooked already, but the moment battle pass was added, it became 10 times worse.

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