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After the Game Freak leak, the most coombrain interpretation of this Pokedex entry is 100% confirmed.

BTW, isn't it a weird coincidence, that it takes about 2h of gameplay, before you meet a troon in the Double Exposure?

2 hours... I heard that time somewhere before.

@beardalaxy
Yeah, they are quite special :omegalul:

The hardest lesson when going from drawing to Blender is, that the more stuff you simulate, the more in depth understanding of topic is required to do even the most basic stuff. A kid can draw a lightsaber on paper. It's a white middle surrounded by color aura.

But, it took me MONTHS of research, before I found out, why none of my lightsaber atempts looked correct in a simulated environment.

No wonder the game is running like shit. I mean, look at it. It has literally 0 baked shadows. In a static environment, that is considered THE most basic optimalization method. That is 0th class.

You can complain about the Slang in original Life is strange all you want, but if they made it today, that would be quite skibidi.

I mean, 100% pure aura.

I cleaned the microwave before cooking some food... BIG MISTAKE!!! 

You have no idea how awful is the smell of microvaved soap. (or whatever the chemical brainfuck that shit is)

They made the cringe worse...
Not to mention, that she is now 28 years old.

I do NOT want to play as a 28 year old artist girl with pre-pubescent brain FFS!!! Who's idea was that?

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The most amazing thing about the new Life is strange game is, just how insanely unoptimalized it is.

HOW? Not only do we live in the age of modern game engines, but this is a 1 room game with 10*10px textures.

It doesn't even use the "brush strokes" effect of the first one. It's just ugly, and still ER cannot run it properly.

@matrix
But I cannot coom to it, if I cannot imagine the correct speed :andystare:

@Jens_Rasmussen
Ever heard of the Parasite evolutionary pressures?

Killing the host is the worst thing you can do.

Ubisoft Employees Have Gone On Strike… 

Literally every single time... They always do it, when the company is at it's lowest point possible, and just one bad move away from going broke.

In case of Ubisoft, they literally have to re-brand the Assassins creed darkies, as well as rework every meme-worthy decision., that would remind people of the current state in mere 6 months.

Nice.

@beardalaxy HEY!!!
I will defend the first one, no matter how unpopular opinion that is.

That game had soul.

Life is Strange Double Exposure

Also, please... Don't get your hopes up. I really doubt there will be any sex worth watching.

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