The witcher 4 trailer was so incredibly lame...
I get, that you cannot tell the same story 4 times in a row, but that was not a Witcher trailer. Why? Because contrary to other slashers, witchers are special by the way they prepate for the fight and the way they deal with moral problems.
So, how did she prepare? How did she show us, that she knows the monster she is fighting with? In a trailer for first Witcher, he knew he had to hide inside a coffin. That was briliant storytelling. In the vampire trailer for W3, he poisoned his own blood. GREAT. In here....... she used a night vision after she realized, that fighting in dark is hard. Yes, she drank it in the middle of the hunt.
So, what about that morality? Well, that is where the trailer gets insulting. It steals the "killing monsters" line from the trailer for W3, obviously called "killing monsters". But in this case, they didn't show it. They were so Californicized, that they were afraid to show the moral act of executing the cancerous pigs. So, what did the trailer actually show? Barely competent superhero slaying the hag no.9.
I cannot believe, they managed to fuck up a trailer.
@matana
I was in the clean for 10 years. Then I post about it, and 24h later, the curse is fucking back. They are playing that shit at a party.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2CRbsM2zTs
Uhm... How about no?
Killing your enemies is based and always justified. Especially, when they unironically killed someone from your family.
@LacyB
I would give this to my step mom...
@matana
Yeah, the artificial brainworms are always so bad....
One local shop's mascot became literally the most hated person in the entire nation over night, all thanks to this advert.
And I mean, realy hated. To this day, you can invoke a pure rage in a lot of czechs just by saying 100 tabletů týdně.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLOtIZ2fqro
@matana
Hm.... I get it. The singing isn't bad, but the song does feel off a lot.
@beardalaxy
WHAT??????
℗ 2007 Cartoon Network
Bass, Guitar, Keyboards, Vocals, Voice Over: Brendon Small
Producer: Brendon Small
Composer: Brendon Small
DAMN....... Ok, that does put things into the perspective.
@beardalaxy
The legend says, that they still didn't make a next one even 9 years later.
@beardalaxy
Hm... It isn't half bad :D
The melody is fine, and while the tones are really weirdly blured, and I didn't understand a single word, it still reminded me of murmaider.
So, I did enjoy it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60YYQZhBae0
Easy...
EASY!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1CJIevhUr8
PLEASE, do NOT click the link, if you have any sanity left.
@rasterman
Meanwhile, people in the comments are celebrating, that both left and the right agree about something for the first time since oceangate.
Oy gevalt, you can't just KILL the CEOs, Goyim!
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