LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿 @LukeAlmighty@gameliberty.club

I love the theory, that Elfs are literally the lazyest race in all of fantasy.

Because you literally cannot find a low level vampire. They do not exist, since they hunt every night for hundreds of years.

On the other hand, you can find many 300+ year old elfs, who are level 3.

Really? You couldn't be assed to kill a single rat every decade to get to the level 10 already?

Qhile playing Shadow of war, I started to wonder:

What game allows you to commit the most awful yet varried amount of war crimes?

I still cannot believe the insane paradox of a game that is shadow of war.

When it was being developed, WB bet everything on it being a breathtaking grand game, where you would spend a bag on microtransactions thanks to good ganeplay and breathtaking world.

But, when the game was released, it flopped monumentally, thanks to the insult of begging in a SP game. That killed off the series completely. After a while, WB just removed the shop and.... It is now an amazing game with a huge scale, that SP games of that era never had. But, it will never get the money back, because on initial release, it felt insulting.

So, the thing that financed the game killed any chance of the profit, but when it was removed, it was still never judged as the amazing game, since the launch window was gone.

What a fucking shame. If you never gave it a chance before, just buy the entire series now, while it's on sale. They are undoubtedly the best Lotr games on the market.

@beardalaxy
You're suck a bright soul

@Iamthebammbamm@noauthority.social @PNS
Yeah, I also always assume it's fake ever since it's becoma a meme.

Still hilarious though.

@PNS
Nice chirp.

@LoliHat
This takes boob armor to the next level :D

@Moto_Chagatai
If you think that being cool isn't worthy trade for a few years of life, then you must be a truly happy person.

@zatrsakr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8Q7jTqQjbo

Proboha, už mi dej jedinou stranu kromě SPD, která nás toho hnusu zbaví.

@zatrsakr
Neboj, Babiše volit nebudu, protože taky podporuje EU.

Ale stejně to má vyhrané.

@mistnipobocka@f.cz
A proč si asy myslíš, že je chci ukřižovat?

Jedna věc je chtít prachy, druhá je mi poslat dopis, že mi hodí pokutu za neplacení, přestože nejsem jejich zákazník, protože jsem jim ještě neposlal potvrzení, že nejsem jejich zákazník.

Doslova za mě už platí otec. A oni pošlou sopis na tu samou adresu, protože nejsou schopni si sami zkontrolovat, že ten byt už je odškrtnutý.

Mafiáni zasraní.

It's one of these days...

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