LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿 @LukeAlmighty@gameliberty.club

The only thing that Windows 8 and mobile did wrong was, that they failed to commit.

And 10 years from now, Windows will pay the highest price for such lack of ambition.

I had a horrible night today. I am late for work, and I know that it will not be an easy day to get through

But still...
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Me: I eat 3 times a day.

Mom: So, do you eat vegetables 5 times a day too? Do YOU WANT TO DIE????

Why are women like this? Why cannot she just accept, that I am actually trying to fix my life for once?

@teto
I love the packaging is just secure enough to give him 2 minutes to leave the area.

Other generations:
Need to talk in front of parents in secret? you have to create your own language, that your parents will break in seconds anyway, since they did the same thing.

Gen Z:
Just use English

I knew it...

@fuxoft
I love it.
Time to complete the alignment. Who's making the suicide spray?

This is way too funny.

@beardalaxy
Obviously the face is the most important.
But a well shaped tummy is a crown that the face needs to rule the world.

Right now, I am 50 days into a new diet, and the average loss rate is 136g of weight PER DAY!!!

I am so happy that it seems to be working so well and consistently

@teto
If you need to test women for absolute psychopathy, then 50% of the time, this line works every damn time.

@zero
How is bad luck related to the child?

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@ChristiJunior
I saw kind of a flash from the past yesterday, and DAMN!!!

Well, since it's on topic.
This is the animation quality I grew up with. What the hell happened to this world? Shouldn't the digital animation have made this cheaper and better?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAh0Y9UdQZI

@matrix
Yeah... That shit is slower then my brain.

@Ashedryden
> practices open discrimination
> wonders why perceived as an outsider

You are so bright, that no shadow of thought enters the mind. Your computer is so effective, it doesn't even bother with useless zeroes and just fills the entire stack with ones.