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Round 1:
The Batman (Epic Crime Saga)
Played by the infamous Bat of emo teen girls from 10 years ago, Robert Pattinson took the mantle of Bat once again to fight against the dangers of radicalization in the realistic take on the Batman in a movie from 2022. This Batman is most famous for the feat of taking a bomb from .2m away with no long term damage and taking venom in the first movie he has been in.

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Arkhamverse (Video Games)
The Batman that takes on his entire villain collection in a single night. This brutal version is not afraid to build a tank with 60mm canon, if that's what it takes to save Gotham. This acrobatic fighter switches seamlessly between hiding in shadows and beating the shit out of large groups of hulligans.

The choice is yours.

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While I am on a Batman streak, why not play the good old reliable game of "let's put them in a tournament arc" :D

The contestants will be:
DC Animated Universe (DCAU)
Arkhamverse (Video Games)
Burton / Schumacher Universe
The Dark Knight Trilogy
DC Extended Universe (DCEU)
The Batman (Epic Crime Saga)
DC Animated Movie Universe (DCAMU)
Adam West Universe
Caped Crusader Universe
LEGO Batman Universe
Batman: The Brave and the Bold Universe
Gotham Universe
Beware the Batman Universe

Let the best bat save us all.

@tomie
Nah, that is actually a great marketing for an indie game.

Sometimes, you really want to hit the entire modern audience, and sell your game to all 86 of them (peak Dustborn).

When it comes to the simulation theory, even a year ago I would say, that it's retarded... But, there is an artificial brain, who's entire existence is just playing Doom.

So, just in case, I still better place this into the log.

You!!! Author of the famous game "rejection simulator 5023" that I am grinding right now... FUCK YOU!!!

90.6
Sometimes, the numbers just don't feel smaller, even when you're still moving forward.

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Cloudflare won't let me enter Twitter, and just keeps spamming "are you really sure you're not a robot?"

And at this point, I am starting to question it too.

I cannot believe just how much War thunder ruined movie missiles for me.

I cannot see them now as anything more then a retarded physics joke.

@coded_artist @Hyperhidrosis
Ok, that is such an obvious and purpuseful downgrade...

Still would though.

> Humanity is not ready for that kind of power.

> It's a 4Mt bomb....

Did Nolan even look at the weapon data for 2 seconds before making that movie?

God... I cannot imagine how bad would it be, if he made a movie that was completely on this topic..... oh wait.

@Dubbub @ChristiJunior
Curious people don't age.

It's when you stop wondering when your eyes lose their glow ;D

German police at the border: pwease come in
German ticket inspectors when these same "people" don't have a train ticket:

Also, while the first 2 movies were fine, this one is seriously getting to the famous nolan's volume trap, where you have people literally whispering plot points next to a gunfire and loud music.

This is barely watchable.

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