LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿 @LukeAlmighty@gameliberty.club
- This account is satire
- None of it is serious
- This is a satire account
- It's satine
- Fetish 3
- Yandere
- Fetish 2
- Dress shirts
- Fetish 1
- Muscular girls
- Fetish 4
- Women
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Fascism:
When you don't let people abuse your kids.
LukeAlmighty DO NOT have any pronouns. You can only refer to LukeAlmighty by LukeAlmighty's name. Please, be tolerant of this.
Please be patient, LukeAlmighty have autism
Never forget #metoo
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I you are in Czech republic, DM me, I'll be happy to grab a beer with you
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Joined Jul 2019
Who the fuck thought it would be a good idea to have a company jokes channel. I am so paranoid about that shit. Even when I'm hit with some perfect reaction, I type it out, think for 2 min about my boss reading it, delete the entire response and move on with my day.
I think I fell in love with nintendo switch controller adapter. It is a peace of plastic, but I can clearly see that every aspect of it was overdesigned to perfection.
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Part of the feminization of intellectual life is responding to these sorts of things with intellectual arguments instead of simply posting "nice tits, honey"
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pilled.
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When Nvidia drivers crashed in Vista, people blamed Microsoft.
When Nvidia drivers crash in Linux, people blame Nvidia.
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Twitter is harassing and doxxing an artist because he sexted with a 16 year old and said nigga once.
By doing that they found out its a dude who was sexting another one 
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Lawyers:
- best not to answer or ask any unnecessary questions
- apologies are admitting guilt and acknowledging a debt
- seemingly unable to communicate in a normal human language
- offer incredibly lucrative yet misleading bargains
- thanking them is risky
Conclusion: lawyers are faeries
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- This account is satire
- None of it is serious
- This is a satire account
- It's satine
- Fetish 3
- Yandere
- Fetish 2
- Dress shirts
- Fetish 1
- Muscular girls
- Fetish 4
- Women
>>>Satire account<<<
Fascism:
When you don't let people abuse your kids.
LukeAlmighty DO NOT have any pronouns. You can only refer to LukeAlmighty by LukeAlmighty's name. Please, be tolerant of this.
Please be patient, LukeAlmighty have autism
Never forget #metoo
🇨🇿
I you are in Czech republic, DM me, I'll be happy to grab a beer with you
>>>Satire account<<<
Joined Jul 2019
