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@LukeAlmighty @beardalaxy @r000t For obvious reasons, I absolutely adore the image of the Next generation incarnated outright ordering his soft Boomer parent to harden his heart, steel his spine and dirty his hands in order to secure a future for his people.

>tfw working bonus saturday shift
>caller asks "do you support Ukraine"
>know that if I say "no" I'm fucked.
>"Apologies, but I'm prohibited from sharing my political opinions or expressing a political stance during work hours."
>"It's just whether you're a decent person."
>"No, it is a breach of contract. Moving on."

Major Zelda tears of kingdom spoiler (⚠️⚠️⚠️Do not read, if you haven't completed the game⚠️⚠️⚠️) 

So, Zelda is a dragon
You can walk on her
You can ascend through the walkable NPCs.

So, if my theory is correct, you should be able to putt your dick in Zelda in this game... Unironically... :blobokhand:

Excuse me, I have to settle the Zelda/Link shipping debate once and for all. :blobooh:

I have defeated the first hand monster.

This game seriously has some weird combat difficulty scaling.

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