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> 1.5 GB bloated to 16
> 250-600 players online
> this gay screen
> Battle Eye anticheat in a single player game
> "ubisoft account required"
> crashes and lags
> can't rebind keyboard (you could in the original)
> no achievements (they promised achievements)

lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Woohoo! These are on the way :D
Lucy and David are going to my friends as late Christmas/birthday presents, and I'm getting Rebecca :douchi_cyberpunk:

There are few things that make me angryer, then boomers telling me, that we live in "objectively the best time in history"...

What if I want more from my life, then a cheap IPhone?

Whenever I write about fitness, I get haters screaming, that I'm not fitting correctly/hard enough.

I hate to be supporting the fat positivity psychos, but what the fuck is wrong with you guys? Do you want to scare away literally everyone?

I am stealing this comment 

So the Acolyte is in fact a Lovecraftian entity. Watching it brings utter madness.

The idea, that we live in a simulation is ridiculous 

What kind of an idiot would make a simulation on the scale, that is going from star star cluters down to quarks.

What possibly could be a purpose of a simulation so leveled? Evolution based inter-galactic 4x strategy game?

And since it seems obvious from the conversation below, nothing is worse for health of the public then the gym culture.

It's the most gate-keepy club I've ever seen in my life.

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The best motivation for fat loss:
You're going to be here 5 years from now. And the next 5 years will be suffering. Noone can change that.

Now, here is the question. You know, that your next 5 years will be suffering. But, if you suffer doing nothing, you will be suffering the 5 years after that too. Or, you can suffer just a slightly more for the next 5 years, and then have it finally solved.

When worded like this, it does put a different perspective on the suffering of today.

There are people in the comments unironically complaining about how dare the operator be joking.

WELL,,,, you called the gun guy to come to your house. The gun guy has to make a civilized offer to your child of either you agree with the state, or you die.

The operator was not JOKING. He was explaining to the single mother what her actions could lead to. And as always, people had to ignore all of it, because how dare he mansplain to a woman that actions do have consequences....

Take a good care of yourself everyone, so you can run alongside your perfect tomboy.

"Each time the scarlet flower blooms, Malenia's rot advances. It has bloomed twice already. With the third bloom, she will become a true goddess."

> "Just in 1 in 5 percent of cases"

Bruh, what? There's fucking difference between 5 and 20 percent. Learn to speak, before you start vomiting statistics.

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