LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿 @LukeAlmighty@gameliberty.club
- This account is satire
- None of it is serious
- Fetish 1
- Muscular girls
- Fetish 2
- Dress shirts
- Fetish 3
- Yandere
- Fetish 4
- Women
- This is a satire account
- It's satine
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Fascism:
When you don't let people abuse your kids.
LukeAlmighty DO NOT have any pronouns. You can only refer to LukeAlmighty by LukeAlmighty's name. Please, be tolerant of this.
Please be patient, LukeAlmighty have autism
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I you are in Czech republic, DM me, I'll be happy to grab a beer with you
>>>Satire account<<<
Joined Jul 2019
So, I decided to defend christianity in a random post, and immediately, I get a fucking NPC tier christian attacking atheists as a reward...
Why are you guys like this? Do you seriously love that reputation so much?
I am not even pissed off, that there are some people out there who believe this.
But I got unironically furious, when people weren't roasting the hell out of this in comments, but were mostly in agreement instead.
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Caller: Is there an age limit for the water slide?
Me: No ma'am, if your husband is healthy enough for physical activity, he can ride the water slide
Husband in the background: I TOLD YOU SUSAN!!
For reference, both of these people are 80, and they both wanted to know if they could still use the water park on board the ship.
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Oh shit... I think my job is in danger 
If I come to the fast food, and ask "what is the least healthy option you have"... The last thing I want to hear is "everything's healthy 
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BITCH!!! This is McDonalds. Not even your salad is healthy. And I am not asking to get to the one healthy option through the process of elimination. Ijust want to feel like a pig, and you are too dense to understand this concept. Do you even have a spart of individual thought in that empty husk you carry everywhere?
Fuck minimum wage.
Most "employees" aren't worth the exygen.
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When you realize, that your entire life is fuckied, only because your mother used to send you e-mail curses every single week, and now, you have mere 1286 years of bad luck left.
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A complete waste of time.
V Rising (The actual game of the year) was not nominated even once, and Stellar blade only once.
Meanwhile, astro bot got nominated a grand total of Sony times for some fucking reason.
First question, and it's already rigged.
Concord, where?
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>customer decides to go have a normal one after I made the mistake of trying to fill in the required information
Me: "And where is your country of origin, sir?"
Customer: "Well, I'm from what will soon be north Ukraine, but you call it Russia if you're a fascist."
[visible confusion]
Why are so many people incapable of taking a normal fucking photo?
Where was the "always do a full body photo" meeting? It's so annoying.
- This account is satire
- None of it is serious
- Fetish 1
- Muscular girls
- Fetish 2
- Dress shirts
- Fetish 3
- Yandere
- Fetish 4
- Women
- This is a satire account
- It's satine
>>>Satire account<<<
Fascism:
When you don't let people abuse your kids.
LukeAlmighty DO NOT have any pronouns. You can only refer to LukeAlmighty by LukeAlmighty's name. Please, be tolerant of this.
Please be patient, LukeAlmighty have autism
🇨🇿
I you are in Czech republic, DM me, I'll be happy to grab a beer with you
>>>Satire account<<<
Joined Jul 2019
