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I just saw baguettes so small, that when I read the "mini baguettes"on the packaging, it took me several seconds to notice, that the word "mini" was nowhere to he found.

My brain just couldn't handle the bullshit, and had to fix it in post.

Turn on Wifi analizer on my Android phone.
I checked the available Wifis, all of them are just as I expected
Then I check my wifi setting.

Oh, I forgot to turn my WIFI on....

Wait a minute... 💀💀💀

Cooking is great and all, but I have 2 billion years of evolution whispering into my ear that raw meat is the most mind-blowing thing ever created.

And who the hell am I to argue?

I have unironically heard "Do you seriously want a kebab from a white dude?" as an anti-racist pro-immigration argument.

And I cannot wrap my head around the insane logic that could have lead to it.

BTW, yes. I did put the typo there on putpose just to piss you guys off.

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They have fucked up notepad.
Microsoft had seriously taken the most useful and to the task program they had, and said: Let's add tabs, keep tabs opened after closing program and FUCKING ADD FORMATING!!!

I HATE FORNATING. SOMETIMES, YOU JUST NEED TO WORK WITH THE TEXT YOU RETARDS!!!

every day, my hatred for Microsoft goes places I could not believe possible mere days earlier.

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"the Nintendo 64 homebrew scene has written multiple 3D APIs with different performance/usability tradeoffs"

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"the Nintendo 64 homebrew scene has forked GCC to add a new ABI that benefits performance given its 64-bit CPU core and 32-bit pointers"

at this point I am about 60% certain AGI will be achieved not with venture capital money but with a libdragon fork, for the sole purpose of unlocking additional performance in Super Mario 64 or whatever

almost down 10 lbs since i started going to the gym a couple months ago. pretty dope. as long as i can keep building strength (which i still am) i'll see that as a good thing lol.

A bro just gifted me 3 games on Steam...

What did I do wrong? I do not deserve this. :FeelsSadMan:

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