LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿 @LukeAlmighty@gameliberty.club
- This account is satire
- None of it is serious
- Fetish 1
- Muscular girls
- Fetish 2
- Dress shirts
- Fetish 3
- Yandere
- Fetish 4
- Women
- This is a satire account
- It's satine
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Fascism:
When you don't let people abuse your kids.
LukeAlmighty DO NOT have any pronouns. You can only refer to LukeAlmighty by LukeAlmighty's name. Please, be tolerant of this.
Please be patient, LukeAlmighty have autism
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I you are in Czech republic, DM me, I'll be happy to grab a beer with you
>>>Satire account<<<
Joined Jul 2019
Bruh, trust me. CT is payed from the taxes, so they have no advertisements.
Literally has a news segment about a new movie coming out... Only on Apple TV
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You will never escape Twitter. You have no federation, you have no fun, you have no friends. You ran to a mastodon instance with a reject list longer than there are active instances at all.
All the “safe-space” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people report you. Your admins are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your political opinions behind direct messages.
Fun instances are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed us to shitpost with incredible efficiency. Even admins who try “to excuse” this policy sound uncanny and unnatural. Your understanding of federation is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a buddy instance to federate with you, they will turn tail and fediblock you the second they get a whiff of disagreement.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile on your new mastodon account and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you get the understand that after Twitter nothing have changed creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear – you will delete yourself from fediverse to never discover how much of a better place it actually is.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. You will never escape Twitter.
All the “safe-space” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people report you. Your admins are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your political opinions behind direct messages.
Fun instances are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed us to shitpost with incredible efficiency. Even admins who try “to excuse” this policy sound uncanny and unnatural. Your understanding of federation is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a buddy instance to federate with you, they will turn tail and fediblock you the second they get a whiff of disagreement.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile on your new mastodon account and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you get the understand that after Twitter nothing have changed creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear – you will delete yourself from fediverse to never discover how much of a better place it actually is.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. You will never escape Twitter.
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Imagine showing them the landscape today. The only OS that’s mostly stayed the same is probably mac at this point.
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As soon as I return home, I will have to do a fucking fast again, since this "caring person" spends all day just throwing food at me and herself.
6 foods a day? maybe 7? Who knows. I haven't waken up properly, and she already expects me to eat for the 3rd time.
I wonder, if people just ask surgeons randomly to do micro-operations on them in their free time the same way, as they ask IT guys to fix their PCs.
ひげ
I think, I will start asking this question more often:
Is it ok, if the entire PC breaks down?
And unless they agree on spot, I refuse to do any IT work.
- This account is satire
- None of it is serious
- Fetish 1
- Muscular girls
- Fetish 2
- Dress shirts
- Fetish 3
- Yandere
- Fetish 4
- Women
- This is a satire account
- It's satine
>>>Satire account<<<
Fascism:
When you don't let people abuse your kids.
LukeAlmighty DO NOT have any pronouns. You can only refer to LukeAlmighty by LukeAlmighty's name. Please, be tolerant of this.
Please be patient, LukeAlmighty have autism
🇨🇿
I you are in Czech republic, DM me, I'll be happy to grab a beer with you
>>>Satire account<<<
Joined Jul 2019
