LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿 @LukeAlmighty@gameliberty.club
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Fascism:
When you don't let people abuse your kids.
LukeAlmighty DO NOT have any pronouns. You can only refer to LukeAlmighty by LukeAlmighty's name. Please, be tolerant of this.
Please be patient, LukeAlmighty have autism
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I you are in Czech republic, DM me, I'll be happy to grab a beer with you
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Joined Jul 2019
LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿
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I think the real "test" from the pandemic wasn't so much "did you take the shot?" as it was "did you act like an authoritarian fuckwit, on the internet, that will be on record forever?"
https://notthebee.com/article/report-hackers-say-they-have-stolen-the-social-security-numbers
Nice. Good thing, that our government isn't trying to make IDs all digital.
Oh wait... Noooo.....
Can we stop pretending, that teaching science is hard?
I am getting 100% sure, that literally all of gym bros are psychopaths. No exception.
I might be just weird, but I still think, that "do you want to feel slightly horrible for two months" is much better sales pitch then "this will be your new lifestyle from now till the rest of your life"
According to experts, the recomended calloric loss per day is about 300-500kcal.
That is a deficit of 50g of salami.
50 GRAMS!!! And they think I will even notice that kind of a difference across the entire day?
Starting to feel horrible again.
I see myself getting a great number tomorow 
I have a friend, who loved the Acolite, and after that, she finally decided to watch Star Wars....
It's so funny to hear her get every single thing wrong though :D
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"Yeah but if we accept minorities imagine how far we'll go!"
Meanwhile in Europe the influx of minorities forced the reinvention of the chastity belt
Meanwhile in Europe the influx of minorities forced the reinvention of the chastity belt
96.8kg...
I literally had nothing, but a single chinese soup yesterday -_-
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Two headlines
Two legal judgments
Two tier country
This is the United Kingdom
Oh my god... 
These people are from Boeing. These are the masters of engineering, who make sure the planes containing million different milimeter-precise parts will work every single time under insane conditions...
Yes, I know, it's just a teambuilding, but WTF??? Now, I am finally getting scared.
- This account is satire
- None of it is serious
- Fetish 1
- Muscular girls
- Fetish 2
- Dress shirts
- Fetish 3
- Yandere
- Fetish 4
- Women
- This is a satire account
- It's satine
>>>Satire account<<<
Fascism:
When you don't let people abuse your kids.
LukeAlmighty DO NOT have any pronouns. You can only refer to LukeAlmighty by LukeAlmighty's name. Please, be tolerant of this.
Please be patient, LukeAlmighty have autism
🇨🇿
I you are in Czech republic, DM me, I'll be happy to grab a beer with you
>>>Satire account<<<
Joined Jul 2019
