LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿 @LukeAlmighty@gameliberty.club

I hate this brat so much

I know, that the authors want me to "feel teh bads" for her, but I still nominate her for the most punchable face in all of fiction.

Is it me, or are the online commenters unironically entering the based era?

I am so looking forward to winter, when all the bugs die off again

My honest reaction at this point...

I hate midwits.
> But muh data....
Data is literally the most useless thing in the world, unless you can confirm how it was collected, and how can you interpret it. Why do most midwits fail to understand the old saying about data?

There are lies... Awful lies... And then, there are statistics.

Dear Mr. Fly.
I have such a beautiful apartment. I have some free food in the trash bin, if you want? How about my dirty toalet with it's 1000 smell mystery? B ut un this beautiful hotel that charges no fees, could you PLEASE land anywhere else, EXCEPT FOR MY FUCKING FACE?

The only thing that scares me more about the future of our childern then the "new math" are the NPCs unironically defending it by saying, that it gives the kids better and deeper understanding of ADDITION.

If your kid has a problems understanding the number 7, and you need him to draw 7 lines, he's either retarded, or so insanely under-educated that you can just send him to Africa at this point.

Oh, and you all enlightened doctors seriously still do not understand the fucking issue?

You guys literally never offer us only advice on prevention and laugh when we try to hold our lives together before coming to the pill dispenser with phd.

Why even go to a doctor, when their advice is either "take a pill to postpone the decay" or "have you tried going outside"?

Fuck!!! Why is sleeping so damn cursed?

Wireless charging is a psy-op on postponing the 1 device IT ecosystem through USB-C era.

I never understood the people, who are public and proud about their piracy habbits.

It's still kinda crime you know... Why keep a public record you dummie?

I used to defend Tesla fans a lot, until they decided to try safety features on their own hands.

Safety features are never perfect. They can only increase your chance of not getting hurt, but they can never out-stupid your ass.