LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿 @LukeAlmighty@gameliberty.club
- This account is satire
- None of it is serious
- Fetish 1
- Muscular girls
- Fetish 2
- Dress shirts
- Fetish 3
- Yandere
- Fetish 4
- Women
- This is a satire account
- It's satine
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Fascism:
When you don't let people abuse your kids.
LukeAlmighty DO NOT have any pronouns. You can only refer to LukeAlmighty by LukeAlmighty's name. Please, be tolerant of this.
Please be patient, LukeAlmighty have autism
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I you are in Czech republic, DM me, I'll be happy to grab a beer with you
>>>Satire account<<<
Joined Jul 2019
It was just a coincidence, that I found the scariest character during the blood moon, but damn, that was one hell of wibe...
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LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿
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Sørvágsvatn is not flatpack furniture, but a lake that hangs out over the sea. Sørvágsvatn is Faroese for "WTF."
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/S%C3%B8rv%C3%A1gsvatn
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/S%C3%B8rv%C3%A1gsvatn
The edge around a kneck on a suit is a fucking geometry sourcery.
Nějaké doporučení na židly k počítači? Silně zvažuji cokoliv, co není ten périkolečkový design s výbušninou pod zadkem.
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The religious fags on Twitter are melting down over gamers telling them to fuck off for trying to ruin games in ultimately the same way feminists tried.
The latest is referring to any female character with sex appeal as porn. Some times they just feel like handing an easy win to the left.
Fortunately, it's not the left on the other side of this fight. #GamerGate2
The latest is referring to any female character with sex appeal as porn. Some times they just feel like handing an easy win to the left.
Fortunately, it's not the left on the other side of this fight. #GamerGate2
Volební příslib Top09
- Platy jako v Německu
Volební příslib Ano
- Důstojné důchody
Volební slib SPD
- Stop nelegální migraci
Volební slib Pirátů
- Naše volební priority musí přece být jasné každému. Máme je všechny vypsané na webu v 38 stránkovém dokumentu, a ten prostě mluví za sebe. Pokud jste naše velkorysé hodnoty doteď nepochopily, tak nás volte jen ze zvyku, ono to tak si i bude lepší.
11 korun za papírovou tašku, ale inflace je na 2 procentech...
Oh god... For a moment, I forgot just how many fraudulent apps were on Google Store. It's so fucking disgusting. 
LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿
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yeet 
LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿
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It seems, that most people are literally incapable of practical thinking.
I enter a bedsheets shop, and take a deep look into the shopkeepers eyes. I made sure she is paying full attention. So: I am learning to sew, and I need the cheapest fabric you have...
> We do not sell fabrics.
I enter a fabric shop. I inspect one piece of fabric. Nice, soft, not scratchy...
> Obviously it's not scratchy. It's made for curtains...
I would joke, that people need labels on possible uses so fucking much, that they need a "coffee milk" in order to add milk to their coffees. But jokes on me, because a coffee milk already fucking exists. 
How should I throw away an old chair, if I don|t own a car?
LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿
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ひげ
- This account is satire
- None of it is serious
- Fetish 1
- Muscular girls
- Fetish 2
- Dress shirts
- Fetish 3
- Yandere
- Fetish 4
- Women
- This is a satire account
- It's satine
>>>Satire account<<<
Fascism:
When you don't let people abuse your kids.
LukeAlmighty DO NOT have any pronouns. You can only refer to LukeAlmighty by LukeAlmighty's name. Please, be tolerant of this.
Please be patient, LukeAlmighty have autism
🇨🇿
I you are in Czech republic, DM me, I'll be happy to grab a beer with you
>>>Satire account<<<
Joined Jul 2019
