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Me: I eat 3 times a day.

Mom: So, do you eat vegetables 5 times a day too? Do YOU WANT TO DIE????

Why are women like this? Why cannot she just accept, that I am actually trying to fix my life for once?

"Those who give to the poor will lack nothing, but those who close their eyes to them receive many curses"

Other generations:
Need to talk in front of parents in secret? you have to create your own language, that your parents will break in seconds anyway, since they did the same thing.

Gen Z:
Just use English :alexjonessmile2:

Right now, I am 50 days into a new diet, and the average loss rate is 136g of weight PER DAY!!!

I am so happy that it seems to be working so well and consistently :Asuka_Heart:

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I cannot believe, just how dumb Tim Pool actually is.

> I never considered, that fall of birth rate was caused by women who had 0 kids.

And what fucking else could it have been? It literally is the boss babe epidemic. Is he even thinking about the topics he is speaking about for 10+ years?

> But that means the correction will come

BRUH...... A 9-5 is not a genetic condition.

George Lucas was ahead of his time, he just needed Joss Whedon to write jar jar's lines.

Finally, someone with a proper mental illness, and it's not politics or wokeness.

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