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@ChristiJunior@neckbeard.xyz guys into cocks wouldn't be into that either. @King_Porgi

@ChristiJunior@neckbeard.xyz Triple jump to shitty conclusions. @comfy

>get in the Uber
>driver says "Are you ready boss?" and starts revving the engine.
I'm going to die, aren't I?

@ChristiJunior@neckbeard.xyz I can squeeze enough soy sauce for a year out of the thumbnail alone

@RoyalJohnny242 @borzoi except you don't have to say it, everyone just fucking knows.

@KoopaTV heteronormativity — you mean most of society? Fucks sake. @ChristiJunior@neckbeard.xyz @mrsaturday

@KoopaTV coolwhip is all of us. "How the actual fuck did we get here guys?" @ChristiJunior@neckbeard.xyz @mrsaturday

@ChristiJunior@neckbeard.xyz it's why I laugh when lefty artists make fan art of Little Mac. @KoopaTV @mrsaturday

@mrsaturday okay but now there's almost a balance
Twinks:
- Link / Young Link / Toon Link
- Marth
- Pit / Dark Pit (borderline)
- Villager
- Mega Man
- Robin
- Sora
- Corrin

Beef:
- Ryu
- Ken
- Snake
- Ike
- Cpt. Falcon
- Ganondorf
- Little Mac
- Cloud
- Simon
- Bowser
- Chrom?
- Richter

Neutral:
- Mario
- Wario
- Luigi
- Ridley
- King Room

Maybe I missed some or miscategorized. Note that I'm not including DLC fighters.

@ChristiJunior@neckbeard.xyz taxes are fake and gay, Jews weren't satisfied with taking 10% of my dick so now they gotta have 1/3 of my fucking money.

@NEETzsche Zoomer tagging in: we're shafted and we know it there's this heavy atmosphere of crushing nihilism. If we work we pay social security we'll never cash into. Thousands have graduated high school (upper secondary for UK) and find there's no jobs or they don't pay enough to pay rent and food, so you have to choose between rent and food each month.
We got sold a raw deal and we know it. Most of us bought the lie that it's white men but it's really Jews.
There's a reason so many of us turn to "degeneracy", existence is becoming nearly unbearable. Especially if you're someone like me.
@ChristiJunior@neckbeard.xyz @coolboymew

@DerSauerkraut I know only 1 attractive mixed person, and he's a hapa Japanese x White. Dude's a fucking Chad and awesome. @RehnSturm256

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