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@LukeAlmighty I'm pissed off that the age of mechanical engineering is over because of touch screen faggotry and electronics manufacturers being too chickenshit to make anything with moving parts. When I saw the Switch come out... my first thought was... "Wow. This is going to be cool. People can make all sorts of cool custom controllers for the Switch to dock into." The first thing I wanted was a shell to have the Switch vertical with the joycons on the side so I could play Shmups and maybe Nintendo would get Wonderswan games on the Nintendo Store and finally make peace with Gunpei Yokoi.

And now... nobody's had the balls to make some sort of controls to slide into the joycon mounts to make for better PC gaming. Like... why didn't anyone make a trackball joycon when they (lol) ported Overwatch to Switch?

Imagine something that slots into the left joycon mount. It's four columns of keys and the body of it is perpendicular to the body of the Switch. So you're holding your switch with your keyboard fingers on your left hand pointing to the right. And there's a handle underneath that that locks into the gap between your index finger and thumb so you can better hold your Switch.

The characters in The Big Lebowski perfectly encapsulate the fediverse. You have the Donnys, the Dudes, some Walters, and most importantly, plenty of nihilists.

@icedquinn audio can get complex as fuck man, it's hard to know exactly what you're getting or exactly what you need

@applejack @matrix yeah that gets into more anarchy stuff rather than just Libertarianism. The anarchist argument would probably be that parents who are doing that can be justifiably murdered and the kids can go to a better home that will take care of them or something, but knowing people in general, they either wouldn't do anything or they would kill the parents and then just not do anything about the kids.

@Xeraser @David @Halo @MoeBritannica @SpurgAnon @fostataaaa @julian398a
I especially like the "I CAN'T BELIEVE GRAF ISN'T PRO KIWI WHAT THE FUCK HE WAS SUPPOSED TO SUPPORT ME RUINING HIS SITE AND DRIVING OFF HIS USERBASE FOR DOPAMINE!!!! :soy_cry: ".
@Xeraser @Halo @SpurgAnon @fostataaaa @julian398a
I can't figure out what's more ironic, that the people who repeat "trans women aren't real women!" can turn around and say "loli is real CP!" without the slightest hint of self-awareness, or that they're more than happy to screenshot and engage with something that is, by their definition, a federal crime. :thonk:

@Giganova8 @Xeraser @fostataaaa @Halo @julian398a @MoeBritannica @SpurgAnon it was @smugumin but I unfortunately lost the list when I did a fresh OS install, maybe he still has it

@David @Halo @MoeBritannica @SpurgAnon @Xeraser @fostataaaa @julian398a I 100% guarantee him and his autistic buddies all think NCMEC and all the other organization that have asked them politely to please stop wasting valuable resources are totally infiltrated and run by pedophiles. :yuudachi_tired:

@Giganova8 @Halo @MoeBritannica @SpurgAnon @Xeraser @fostataaaa @julian398a

The absolute fucking cope of some of these people is staggering. As if Loli hasn't been around half a fucking century in anime. "I"m an older fan and I don't remember people liking loli smut!" which is the biggest fucking lie on the planet. Somehow, magically, Cream Lemon didn't exist for these supposed "older fans".

@icedquinn maybe they're counting stereo as 2 tracks

In which case you could get around it by just hard shifting left and right to completely different tracks

@LukeAlmighty any game that has a lot of menus is completely impossible to play on a controller

@matrix roblox and minecraft were both a little bit past my time to get super into them

@matrix Conservative "says he believes in facts over feelings but still thinks loli is actual child abuse"

Libertarian "it's just a drawing bro"

@_Trollcow_ @Goalkeeper @COWBOY1488 @ehhh @JackAwful @Giganova8 >baiting someone into posting something you dislike

Dude was secretly jerking off to it, guaranteed. We were not the ones being baited lol.

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