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@LukeAlmighty i've got an app on my phone that won't let me snooze the alarm or turn it off until i type a phrase backwards. at the same time i've got another alarm going and my lights scheduled to turn on with them too so it's definitely able to wake me up xD

@PhenomX6 @LouisConde this is why you ask for it to go so you get it in a fresh plastic container :)

i worked at a movie theater's food court as my first job and they actually got mad at me for staying late to clean the dishes. didn't want to pay me an extra hour so that i could get the pizza pans done that were LITERALLY BLACK they hadn't been properly washed in so long.

fuckin hilarious hearing my roommate's alarm going off every 10 minutes and him groaning then turning it off xD

@dave good thing about something like that is that you can run older games at higher resolutions at that frame rate (or close to it) with a modern gpu. or simpler, esports games. i don't think anybody expects the current graphics cards or even processors to be able to keep up with that sort of display in modern titles. in order to do that you'd need to lower graphic settings which is kinda shitty. i'd rather play at high settings at 1080p than medium at 4k, ya know?

rich people 100-150 years ago: built well-designed custom homes from stone, full of practical features and little secrets

rich people today: their home is just like yours but bigger, uglier, and with a goofy roof that costs $100,000 to replace
@Fiddle imagine naming your kid after a 80 year old pedophile with dementia

@matrix they're just havin a laugh, also since it's in early access they need to test other customization stuff too

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