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@mushroom_soup well yeah, if it was too small the male wouldn't be able to fit inside

@mushroom_soup I didn't go to first grade btw so that might be slightly inaccurate

@mushroom_soup the perfect boyfriend penis length is in mm what the girl is in cm. Duh that's like wumbology, first grade shit.

@Matty I wanted to thank you for killing our women and children settlers that you traded with and then had buyer's remorse.

To determine the age of the youngest woman you should consider dating, take your own age, divide by zero, and add the age of consent in your region.
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