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@LukeAlmighty the true fake letters are the ones with squiggles and dots on them.

@LukeAlmighty.... Does she have to smile in the trailer? It'll probably be great for the normies but I have no interest in it whatsoever. Much like castlevania. The witcher animated movie was pretty cool though I gotta say.

@LittleTom but I will say that Nintendo had opted out of E3 long before it shut down, and for a little bit E3 actually paused their show to give time to them. Nintendo kind of led the charge of moving away from an actual convention which kind of sucks ass.

@LittleTom TotK is just going "hey this is a cool gimmick" and by the time you're 30 hours in you have exhausted the potential of said gimmick. Then they tacked on a story that may or may not have been written by a third party. It's crazy because I still enjoyed playing most of it, but what I didn't enjoy about it totally overrides everything else. I can't see myself ever going back to it like I can with BotW, WW, or OoT.

Fujibayashi(?), the director of the game, doesn't even know where all the ancient tech went. It just disappeared. And nobody in Hyrule cares. Except that's not even true because Robbie's lab still has a dead guardian on it. The narrative sucks, the cool game design doesn't last for the whole game the new areas they added quickly grow stale/annoying (Hyrule is still the most interesting part of the game). There were about 100 ways to make the game better but they had their vision so focused on these gimmicks that they thought would carry the game and now nobody will remember anything about the game years later other than crucifying koroks and building dick rockets.

@smugumin BRIDE MONTH IS REAL

Might actually be a good idea to do that if they're truly keeping it uncensored so that journos don't have time to write their hit pieces before they make all their sales. Knowing the internet, that probably actually does affect things. How many people do you think would have bought Hogwarts Legacy if nobody made a stink about it?

Lollipop Chainsaw RePop still doesn't have a release date :S I'm hoping it pops up at Summer Games Fest and they're like "it's out today!"

@LukeAlmighty yeahhh it's a lot more subtle than others but they're still doing it. They apparently uncensored the new remaster pack or whatever so that's cool at least.

@anime_outdoor this is why I'd never be able to be a pizza delivery man, I'd get way too tempted.

@BOB @PurpCat leaving the church is a very common thing to do here and it sucks because people will leave and then immediately throw out EVERYTHING instead of taking certain things into consideration and it leads down a path of pure degeneracy.

@PurpCat I am a furry porn enjoyer but struggle to call myself a furry because of how nuts they are.

@smugumin #bridemonth real??

@Witch_Hunter_Siegfired @LukeAlmighty if you asked any non-gamer who they were they would not be able to tell you, not a snowball's chance in hell. i'd say 4/5 of my close friends probably wouldn't be able to name them either, only one would get it and that's because he actually played the game.

also where tf is kirby, i feel like everyone knows kirby too. or sans???

@LukeAlmighty >BAFTA
lmao

shadowheart and astarion will probably be forgotten in 5-10 years. surely they aren't popular enough that you could show a non-gamer their face and they'd know who it was. hell, fucking 2B is more popular than they are. it's just more bg3 dick sucking for some reason.

agent 47 is actually pretty popular, despite the games not being all that popular pretty much any time anyone sees a bald guy with a suit in public they're immediately like "oh it's hitman."

steve should be way higher up there. crash was a sony mascot all throughout the 90s and was supposed to be competing with mario more or less. definitely not as popular as sonic since he never broke out of video games, but still pretty damn popular.

ain't no way lara croft is above mario, sonic, pikachu, or pacman though. i'd say probably not even over link or master chief. scuffed ass fuckin list lmao.

@deprecated_ii i'd give her a hard rock