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こんにちは、私はひげさん。はじめまして!
Joined Jan 2021
@tomie @LukeAlmighty yeah i put the kappa there but then i realized it might actually be one of the better things that happens during your average gdq.
@tomie @LukeAlmighty what do you mean? speedrunners singing during gdq is the best part of the whole stream!! 
@tomie all these acronyms are so much more stupid than just saying gay or lesbian or whatever. i hate the acronym shit.
i've never really liked hero shooters or mobas, but it does seem like they are really polarizing genres and yeah, there's nothing that seems like it draws you in for this game. looks like the vintage section at the thrift shop and everyone has already bought all the cool stuff.
animal crossing pocket camp is hitting eos. oh no. anyway...
@tomie wtf does WLW mean? women love wednesdays?
also i think even without the neoliberal shit this game is going to be more or less doa. idk what valve is thinking. the only way this gets any traction at all is because it's valve. hero shooter + moba is combining two of the most hated genres in gaming right now and they're still leaving tf2 in the trash bin.
i found out what was wrong with the music app i use. i was clicking "shuffle music" instead of "shuffle favorites" so it included auto-generated playlists. i'd randomly get shit i'd never favorited and things i thought i'd favorited were no longer there. they were just on different releases.
i'd also notice songs playing way more frequently than other ones. i only have 3 sleep token songs for instance, but i kept hearing them all the time and i'd get basically no blue october or never shout never, which is a lot of my library.
now i've got a much better mix of stuff. was considering going back to spotify because i legitimately thought deezer was bugged.
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#WhiteBoySummer
@ChristiJunior
How you can choose any other girl is beyond me.
How you can choose any other girl is beyond me.
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@PurpCat @ChristiJunior @William_The_Dragonborn the Biden campaign ran ads in animal crossing and I wish Nintendo c&d'd them for it
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@DrRyanSkelton @ChristiJunior @Elliptica @Morghur they think they're the only ones that do
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That’s enough about Niggerfaggot DIE-slop for now, time to shift focus and enjoy some gorgeous girls!
Zelda (Legend of Zelda series) VS Mitsuru Kirijo (Persona 3)
Hyrule’s legendary princess or the stunning Persona redhead, who is your preferred Waifu?
Use this link to see the full, updated results if you're on a non-DRC instance:
https://detroitriotcity.com/notice/AlKi84rRbyjY7mTHIe
#BestVidyaGirlContest
Zelda (Legend of Zelda series) VS Mitsuru Kirijo (Persona 3)
Hyrule’s legendary princess or the stunning Persona redhead, who is your preferred Waifu?
Use this link to see the full, updated results if you're on a non-DRC instance:
https://detroitriotcity.com/notice/AlKi84rRbyjY7mTHIe
#BestVidyaGirlContest
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I was curious to see just how bad that DIE-slop Dustborn truly was, so I checked out Synthetic Man’s stream of its opening couple of hours.
Wow, what a fucking shitshow:
- The game literally opens up with the following lines: “SHIT. Shit! Shit. SHIT. God DAMN this shitting SHIT”, as if the writer just discovered AVGN yesterday and had his mind blown.
- We quickly touch upon ACAB themes, and our heroes apparently kill some cops pursuing them by causing the police car to crash (they of course only feel bad about this for a few seconds).
- The main characters are all introduced with Preferred Pronouns, and one of them is of course a They/Them.
- Not a single White male among the heroes, hell, possibly not a single White person period. We got a skinny black bitch with lesbo mothers, a morbidly obese sheboon with vitiligo (!) who also turns out to be a Muslim (!!), a tranny with the body of a Korean boy band twink (not even a hint of boobage), but a female voice (the hideous character design makes it hard to tell if he’s supposed to be White, Asian or mixed-race), and a male swarthoid who’s easily the most sane, relatable character, and therefore he’s kinda the loser of the group, with no special powers.
- In a stunning display of projection and missing self-awareness, these lunatic anti-beauty, pro-censorship SJWs label their enemies as Puritans, and explicitly invoke 1984, to the point of waving the actual book around.
- The game seems tailored to game journos: even with directional arrows always telling you where to go, there’s still these Giant Glowing Letters flashing above every single plot destination. Also, you can literally take a bathroom break during your Dustborn song performance, and you still won’t get a Game Over.
- All the bad guys express conservative and/or dissident right opinions, including Covid vaccine skepticism, and in a dream sequence you get to murder them. Also, the game mocks PizzaGate – and then 5 minutes later have your heroes perform a song where you rhyme “new porn” with “newborn”.
- The villains in the game express their opposition to political propaganda in entertainment, because not wanting SJW bullshit shoved down your throat makes you a Bad Guy.
- JFK survived the Dallas assassination, and somehow this lead to American becoming a Fascist Dictatorship – what are these niggerfaggots even trying to say here?
Wow, what a fucking shitshow:
- The game literally opens up with the following lines: “SHIT. Shit! Shit. SHIT. God DAMN this shitting SHIT”, as if the writer just discovered AVGN yesterday and had his mind blown.
- We quickly touch upon ACAB themes, and our heroes apparently kill some cops pursuing them by causing the police car to crash (they of course only feel bad about this for a few seconds).
- The main characters are all introduced with Preferred Pronouns, and one of them is of course a They/Them.
- Not a single White male among the heroes, hell, possibly not a single White person period. We got a skinny black bitch with lesbo mothers, a morbidly obese sheboon with vitiligo (!) who also turns out to be a Muslim (!!), a tranny with the body of a Korean boy band twink (not even a hint of boobage), but a female voice (the hideous character design makes it hard to tell if he’s supposed to be White, Asian or mixed-race), and a male swarthoid who’s easily the most sane, relatable character, and therefore he’s kinda the loser of the group, with no special powers.
- In a stunning display of projection and missing self-awareness, these lunatic anti-beauty, pro-censorship SJWs label their enemies as Puritans, and explicitly invoke 1984, to the point of waving the actual book around.
- The game seems tailored to game journos: even with directional arrows always telling you where to go, there’s still these Giant Glowing Letters flashing above every single plot destination. Also, you can literally take a bathroom break during your Dustborn song performance, and you still won’t get a Game Over.
- All the bad guys express conservative and/or dissident right opinions, including Covid vaccine skepticism, and in a dream sequence you get to murder them. Also, the game mocks PizzaGate – and then 5 minutes later have your heroes perform a song where you rhyme “new porn” with “newborn”.
- The villains in the game express their opposition to political propaganda in entertainment, because not wanting SJW bullshit shoved down your throat makes you a Bad Guy.
- JFK survived the Dallas assassination, and somehow this lead to American becoming a Fascist Dictatorship – what are these niggerfaggots even trying to say here?
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- 🔞 18+
- MINORS GTFO
- Current games
- Bastion/Twilight Princess/Mina the Hollower
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こんにちは、私はひげさん。はじめまして!
Joined Jan 2021
