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@bronzeagetruecel i fully believe that if metroid had come out today and everyone thought metroid was a dude, as soon as you found out she was a hot girl in underwear or a skin tight suit inside of the armor, dudes would be all over it.

no, if metroid came out these days and was made by a western studio, there would be some messaging about "girl power" with samus defeating the patriarchy and then once she takes off her suit she looks like a man with a butch lesbian haircut and a box frame body.

I will admit, it is looking better than before. Still not totally sold on it, but it is looking better.

I think the trailer is a little bit too spoilery, like with two of the red pyramid things coming out when previously in the game you'd always think there was just one until this moment. It's a really cool reveal and to just put it in the trailer is unfortunate. Or things like Eddie's breakdown. I know most people playing this remake will have already played the original, but I am sure a lot of people haven't played it yet too... so the trailer having things that are pretty wild moments is unfortunate.

I also don't really jive with the lead guitar in Laura's Theme. I can't think of the right musical term for it right now, but the notes played don't last as long as they should and it leaves some weird empty space. It sounds like an amateur playing and stopping their notes too early. The guitar tone also just sounds a bit more cheesy... honestly it sounds like a MIDI guitar.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRShSWXFDFA

@2kaze dragon quest remake version

throwback to that guy in my last failed d&d group who saw that i had characters named "apple" and "princess celeste" and subsequently would not stop making MLP jokes about them

@xianc78 🧢

@justnormalkorean my knowledge of most books ends at about age 15 lol. I really loved reading when I was young but Brisngr, from the inheritance series, actually killed reading for me because of how obscenely long and boring I thought it was. I remember being stuck reading the same two pages over and over again for like a year because my mind would always drift somewhere else and then before I knew it reading time was done.

I tried to read House of Leaves because it really fascinates me, but I always end up thinking there are other things I could be doing that I enjoy more instead. I'm much more of a writer than a reader.

@justnormalkorean leven thumps yeah it's a whole series, I'm mainly joking though lol I have no idea if it was actually good or not since I read it when I was like 12.

I remember spiderwick chronicles being interesting too but idk if I actually liked the books or just how they looked.

@LukeAlmighty people assume I am an incel but it is completely out of choice

@RatPoster I love that anal picture lmao
The best part of that video is still when he goes underneath the blanket and comes out without his clothes on

@GrungeQueef I hope 18+ :l

@LittleTom @rlier23 @ChristiJunior otokonoko and trans are two completely different things. It's just westerners looking at Japanese text through a skewed and relatively modern western lens.

@GrungeQueef....... How teenaged....?

@RatPoster does ghost sex count as necrophilia or is it just lifeless bodies

@AngryWraith Shadow stands with Jesus. There is hell to pay for those who harm little ones.