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@mangeurdenuage @cowanon @MadrePappagallo i have an offline, portable photoshop from 2015 and the only issue i've ever had with it is that it doesn't respect my clipboard sometimes.

@flux_the_cat bitch you're wearing it right now of course it's used wdym

@teto don't look up the diaper story or the roadkill story :deadInside:

when you arrive at the session with your family and grandpa says he forgot his glasses

@Shlomo this is like the third year in a row he's said no to a Christmas truce, no shit

@LukeAlmighty @Shadowman311 if i had to guess he'd only get the dui charge and whatever traffic rules he broke during it. only reason they would charge him for stealing a cop car is if he had done lots of other shit (or had a history) and they were trying to just pin as much stuff on him as possible so they could stuff him away for longer. but i wouldn't take the police being petty off the table either lol.

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