beard ひげ @beardalaxy@gameliberty.club

@Immahnoob @LoliHat @Ronnie21093 Amazon drivers just leave it by your door and that's it. I always watch the delivery tracker like a hawk when it is getting close, and if I'm not going to be home I tell someone who is home to go grab it for me. Thankfully I've never had anyone steal my shit but I live in a good area.

I believe that, if your package is too big to fit in a mailbox, USPS will require someone to receive the package at the door. If nobody answers, they leave a slip and you can go pick it up at the post office. There is an option for re-delivery you can set up on their website, but it's a government website so that shit never works.

There are other shipping companies who will require signatures if the item is above a certain cost, I think UPS and FedEx both do this. You can specifically request a signature for some delivery services, and with some it can be opted out of (like DHL).

@hispanicweeb @Yako @hellhammer GOD FORBID YOU WORK AT AN OFFICE THREE DAYS A WEEK, THE HORROR

@LittleTom @MiaElk well, and the tracks are so wide that there aren't that many places where you can truly get fucked because of a lack of skill, so when you're playing online everybody travels together in a pretty tight pack. it's absolute chaos. i think somebody at nintendo thought that "chaos = fun" and that's how we ended up with this.

and then there are the menus, which are some of the WORST menus i've seen period.

the core gameplay is really good, but the game is super flawed.

@coded_artist it'll all be covered in trans flags by the end of the week

@LittleTom @MiaElk the balancing is absolute trash too, 24 racers is way too much. you can go from 1st place to 12th back to 1st only to get by a second blue shell to put you back to 20th all in the span of like 1 minute.

that plus the fact that i can't just play normal races or more varied knockout tours is why i'm not playing online. the vast majority of my time spent playing that game was grinding out all the offline cups.

@CartoonPink change the scheme, alter the mood! electrify the boys and girls, if you would be so kind.

@MindGasmYT the best lil sis

where the FUCK did vinny find this picture
#vinesauce

@RustyCrab @j @rosey yeah I always use !gi when I'm looking for images, but even Google kind of sucks for it now. Half the time you get shit AI results, and half the time it links to Facebook images which are like quarter res for some reason.