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こんにちは、私はひげさん。はじめまして!
Joined Jan 2021
@rasterman @ChristiJunior it won't be short for you because you'll somehow find a way to skip getting any of the dungeon items
@BORNTODIE@baraag.net spooky cunny 🦇
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sick again! here's Raven with cofe
traditional ink and digital coloring
#sfw #cute #cofe #raven #rachelroth #teentitans #fanart #dc #dccomics #pullover
i walked into my room just now and there's the overbearing smell of like, fruity perfume??
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@ChristiJunior @rasterman apparently you can beat ocarina of time in the brawl demo lol
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@YuiHirasawa @Rasterman @ChristiJunior @beardalaxy It also does let you do some juicy sequence breaks, even designing one of the boss fights around it (Spoilers I guess):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQ2WGL_q7bI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQ2WGL_q7bI
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@Rasterman @beardalaxy I'm sure he played Super Metroid - the 3-minute long trial version in Smash Bros. Brawl's Masterpieces mode.
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@rasterman @ChristiJunior@bae.st @ChristiJunior@detroitriotcity.com I have Dark Samus replaced by Raven Beak.
@rasterman @ChristiJunior@bae.st @ChristiJunior@detroitriotcity.com I really am still hoping we will get actual costume DLC for characters. Thankfully mods have that covered.
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@ChristiJunior @sweetcreme @beardalaxy Writing 101, except it's necessary because the writer is a dysgenic mutant somehow entrusted with writing the plot of a video game we want people to actually buy.
"But what is Samus did something le epic like..."
Raven Beak: "I am your father".
Samus: "Well..." *looks smugly at the camera* "...I always wanted to smash the patriarchy".
Samus jumps at Raven Beak and a quick time event appears. If you press "A" during the time frame, she wins instantly. There's no final boss fight because that's an outdated and male-centric game mechanic.
"But what is Samus did something le epic like..."Raven Beak: "I am your father".
Samus: "Well..." *looks smugly at the camera* "...I always wanted to smash the patriarchy".
Samus jumps at Raven Beak and a quick time event appears. If you press "A" during the time frame, she wins instantly. There's no final boss fight because that's an outdated and male-centric game mechanic.
@rasterman I've played touhou games too which is funny. Fuck I just barely finished playing one xD
My humor is just an endless well of deep fried memes, SpongeBob and vinesauce references.
@ElDeadKennedy @matrix I GIVE MY LIFE
@matrix I can't believe they didn't put zootopia porn in the remake!
@rasterman @ChristiJunior@bae.st @ChristiJunior@detroitriotcity.com Idk man I just don't like her that much.
Oh, I love Zelda's design in Smash Ultimate as well, very bubbly.
@rasterman @ChristiJunior@bae.st @ChristiJunior@detroitriotcity.com botw zelda is meh, the only thing she has going for her is the booty. All of the other girls in that game are better. Skyward Sword is the best Zelda, but I already nominated Riju so I didn't want to just stack up my nominations with Zelda characters.
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- 🔞 18+
- MINORS GTFO
- Current games
- Twilight Princess/Mina the Hollower
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こんにちは、私はひげさん。はじめまして!
Joined Jan 2021
