beard ひげ @beardalaxy@gameliberty.club

i'm watching footage of me as a baby, i've got a onesie on that says "bedtime, time to wake up"

shit man nothing's changed

@histoire @Awoo @BlinkRape maybe pretending to be 12 is the best way to meet women these days

man football is gay as fuck

actual commentary from 1995:
"he's exposing himself and he's gonna' get drilled! he needs to just man up and take it!"

does a coffee maker LED really have to be as bright as the fuckin sun?

@DenisCOVIDinfoguy @auscovid19 jokes on covid, i was already losing my hair and aging early when i was like 16

so like, mate, when do we stop calling it covid19

@RehnSturm256

@LukeAlmighty for some reason i thought you said "shadow of the empire" as in the n64 game where you play as dash rendar lol

@matrix I'll do that any time of the year tbh

@kvit this is one of the gimmicks in house of leaves lol.

@LoliHat have you tried: earning less? xD

@wabaki@baraag.net damn this one is hard