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@GrungeQueef who hasn't humped a couch once or twice in their life
@LittleTom borderlands hasn't been good since gearbox's CEO had porn videos on a flash drive he was using for "research" because the girl was performing a sex act that was "like a magic trick"
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@j It’s such a good feeling.
When I was sick a while ago and came back after multiple weeks in the hospital, my kitty was all over me. Constantly rubbing against me and wanting my attention. Made my heart melt that he cares about me so deeply.
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Deadpool and Wolverine broke an insane record for me.
@LukeAlmighty it's great isn't it? Actually awesome movie. It works super well in Deadpool though just because of who he is. When they try to do that shit in other marvel movies it always pains me.
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Deadpool and Wolverine broke an insane record for me.
I have seen many comedies in my life, but this was the first one, where I was laughing uncontrollably during the very first shot.
Just.... damn, that's an impressive takeoff.
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@cajax @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @binkle I watched a Scott Cramer video on it and there seems to be a weird phenomenon where all our parents watched it as kids and loved it for some reason, but they have no idea what it's about at all they just think of it as being a classic. I asked my parents what they thought it was after that video and they actually had no idea what the story was lol. But yes I'm white xD mostly.
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Angry Kyūkyoku Wraithy Claus 
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@cajax @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @binkle I had it as a kid, my parents said it was a classic or something but it's shit xD
@cajax @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @binkle last time I got high I wouldn't shut up about this movie for some fucking reason lol
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@binkle @ceo_of_monoeye_dating my advice is to find a body of water and wish really hard to turn into a fish, then jump in you'll turn into a fish and start making friends, meet a hermit crab and a lady fish and fertilize trillions and trillions of eggs just like the 1964 don knots vehicle, The Incredible Mr. Limpet in which the main character, played by knots, was married to a 1960s schoolmarm and ended up trading her in for a female fish who's depicted as a very young teenager just then reaching the age of consent (he was like 50 at the time)
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making Americans absolutely complicit in the Israeli war crimes
https://www.unz.com/pgiraldi/israels-rule-of-law/
"More than a month ago, Save the Children pointed out that some 21,000 children in Gaza were missing, in addition to the 16,000 known to have been killed by Israel. Many are likely to have suffered lonely, terrifying deaths under rubble -- gradually suffocated to death, or dying slowly from dehydration."
https://www.antiwar.com/blog/2024/07/31/the-official-death-toll-in-gaza-is-a-lie-the-casualty-numbers-are-far-far-higher/
https://www.unz.com/pgiraldi/israels-rule-of-law/
"More than a month ago, Save the Children pointed out that some 21,000 children in Gaza were missing, in addition to the 16,000 known to have been killed by Israel. Many are likely to have suffered lonely, terrifying deaths under rubble -- gradually suffocated to death, or dying slowly from dehydration."
https://www.antiwar.com/blog/2024/07/31/the-official-death-toll-in-gaza-is-a-lie-the-casualty-numbers-are-far-far-higher/
@Bianca they're just evil.
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