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girl, are you amigara? because that hole was made for me.

@DreamSketcher take my word for it.... Don't do it. Even after working with rpg maker for 10 years, it has taken me almost 9 so far on top of that to make this thing

Open world game = lots of bugs. Loooots of bugs. I think by now I've easily fixed 200+ since "finishing" my game. Anything from a graphic being 1 pixel off to boss battles being skipped. I'm sure there are plenty more, too. I'm never making a game like this again xD it's way too massive with so many moving parts. Makes it really cool when it works but it's so hard to find stuff that doesn't work. It depends not only on what you do but when you do it.

@Mr_NutterButter playing console minecraft was always more fun to me, much more simple back then. it's definitely needlessly bloated now, especially because i don't think enough stuff to do has been added to warrant all the random crap they have added. i get that minecraft is supposed to be a sandbox game, but there was still a goal to get to the end and defeat the ender dragon and there was a clear method of progression to get there.

i think the best way for them to make it more exciting would be to have another dimension that requires you to actually do all the stuff they have added since the end. or most of it, at least. something that's a lot harder than the end and you have to get a whole slew of items to make the portal that goes there, and you'll want plenty of enchanted netherite items to fight your way through.

you'd probably have to have some reward for beating that though, and i'm not sure what that would be. you already get elytras from the end. what's more powerful in minecraft than the ability to fly that also won't take away the fun from the core gameplay loop, you know?

they are in a pretty tough spot. you can't just fill the game with random shit forever but making that random shit actually mean something is a task in of itself. the game was definitely better when it was just way more simple. when diamond was the best it got and you felt pretty satisfied once you were able to beat the ender dragon.

it's probably best for the game that they just mercy kill it at this point, but as long as it continues to print money they'll never do that. i think it needs a massive overhaul, and to be honest i think something along the lines of hytale could be something to aim for. though, that could be seen by some as minecraft losing its identity. whether that identity is actually good or not is up for debate.

hopefully hytale comes out at some point soon so a lot of people who want more of a game from minecraft can hop over to it.

@Mr_NutterButter i routinely get surprised by random shit i find in my own video game lol.

@LukeAlmighty she's not stable because she's drunk :meru_lul:

also even in this bastardized anime form the jeff the killer image still fucking haunts me man every time i see it i get a little freaked out xD

@MK2boogaloo thanks, appreciate it :D i don't expect that though, fuck if i end up moving to the east coast with my brother that'll probably be that. none of us really talk to each other online at all either. best to just enjoy the good times while they're here.

@LukeAlmighty if your girl was telling other guys that she'd date them if she was single, or shit like that, i think that's when things get a little sus. but the two of you drinking at home and she tries to pay you a compliment that's a little retarded? nahhh, you gotta' tease her a little for that shit then give her a hug. girl's just saying she wants to marry you because even though you're not a golden god with a twelve inch schlong you've got literally everything else.

i'd probably be like "awww damn, that's what i get for being 5'10"!" and shit like that, just lay on the sarcasm. give some tickles, idk cute shit like that. if the dude has enough built up angst that he thinks not being physically attractive enough to be desirable for a fuck buddy is enough to warrant an entire relationship falling apart he's probably not ready for one.

@LukeAlmighty idk i think that's reading too far into it. if the story happened isolated and she's actually giving an accurate retelling of it i don't think it's that bad and he's overreacting.

@MK2boogaloo in the past two years, i've managed to get all of us together a total of one time! normally it's in random pieces.

in about 10 hours i'm hangin with 3 of them, and that's like the "core" group so that'll be good at least!

@LukeAlmighty i have had cupboards leak before when the roof was broken by a storm, that was fun lol.

@CatLord @LukeAlmighty @Jens_Rasmussen i feel this man, i fuckin love running but if i do it my brain will melt and i'll die. used to be able to run a mile in 5:30 and now i can barely even jog 100 yards :(

@LukeAlmighty idk i'd be fine with hearing that. i think being a husband/father is infinitely more valuable than being a fuck buddy. might not have the looks of some extreme chad dude that a chick would only want to be with for one night but if she's been with me for 2.5 years and is saying she wants to marry me that's pretty good.

guy probably just doesn't like that she talked about hooking up. seems immature to me. only reason i'd think it wasn't is if he was like, heavily suspecting her to be cheating on him or something and this was the final nail in the coffin for him to distance himself.

THUNDER practically on top of my roof, the entire house shook and i heard something crack :meru_monkaS:

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@MK2boogaloo two friends who are reclusive gamers who will literally not doing anything else (other than work) unless their girlfriends drag them along. two friends who are the successful family men who ignore all texts. thankfully the last guy isn't in outpatient rehab but he still lives at home with his parents when he's not going to school out of state during the winter/spring and doesn't know what he's even there for. he's been talking about becoming a glowie for the past like decade.

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