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chiroproctology: when you need your shit straightened out

@icedquinn it's kermit in "a very muppet christmas" that shows him in a situation where he was never born. the special came out a little bit after 9/11 and the footage was already recorded with the twin towers standing.

@SnugSmug nah that's straight to the dump. there is SO MUCH waste. if a retail store can't sell something it's just trashed. i frequently give people stuff for free if we won't be able to sell it even though i'm technically supposed to throw it away. back when i worked at a food place i'd always sneak some cookies out at the end of the night too because they get thrown away every night.

i understand the reasons why it happens, but it's still stupid.

@PraxisOfEvil wtf is that "an appeal to heaven" one? never seen that.

@j Godspeed to whatever the future holds for you.

I have a lot of respect for you and you should always do what is best for you (and Cornbread!).

@anemone i fully acknowledge that quantic dreams games are slop but i still kind of enjoy them a little lol

@anemone i found out yesterday it's published by quantic dream which is hilarious

@anemone it's so serious and schizo that it loops around to being unintentional satire. it's rare something like that pops up. it's fun to watch people roast it, but i'd never play it.

@perplestuff @icedquinn never forget better yet always remember
not a single penis plane hit tallywhacker 7 ever

@anemone i wish the devs were smart enough to do that on purpose

@icedquinn it takes place in a dystopian future. AKA one where kermit the frog never existed.

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