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Israel: Starts a war with Iran
Donnie and his brainwashed pawns: We must save Israel!
Average Americans:

@matrix the VHS filter... Is extremely annoying and doesn't make any sense

@matrix A father and son are walking down the street when the son asks "dad, why do w wear these dresses?". The father says "they let the air cool us in The hot dry heat". The son then asks "why do w wear these sheets over our heads?". The father says "to keep the sun off of our heads". The son then asks "and why do we wear these sandals?". The father replies "so that the sand doesn't get stuck in our shoes". The some then asks

"Well, why the fuck do we live in London?"

@Vo i'm not even close to having hiragana down all the way, let alone kanji/katakana. i am learning though, it just takes a bit!

I have been slacking a little bit recently, only doing like one lesson a day, but I'm still going!

@verita84 there's a reason why Trump is president and Ted Cruz isn't

@gentai@baraag.net @Loliver65 that would be a-OK but we all know it will be
You don't name yourself "shark kid" and then just not be a loli 😭

Choose Wisely 

@MaliceinSlumberland I'll sit anywhere because it's all shondo

@Anonsfw The Free Software Foundation is not happy with me -- that's okay, I'll still keep using that garbage
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