beard ひげ @beardalaxy@gameliberty.club

Fortified like a nigga in a prison cell
I stay high like a pigeon on benadryl

@thatbrickster @mangeurdenuage I'll never grow up, simple plan said growing up is for idiots

@zonk straight jorkin my penits on the family TV in the living room with the gaben goon cube

@teto based

@Seth_Wachhaltamittel they have to go through your nose because of your gag reflex, shit sucks

@rosey yeah sc/doa are pretty much street fighter in 3d but that's what makes them actually fun

@rosey every fighting game is the same except the ones I like (smash bros, soul calibur, dead or alive)

@flux_the_cat Gary Gygax Determinism is my place on the political compass

Okay I just put everything on my scooter back together, fuck it, I'll just ball with it. If I stop posting randomly it's because I slipped on ice and died.

oh dang it looks like most scooters really do not go that far above what i currently have, mostly due to regulations and shit. even the extremely expensive ones are still pretty far down there and meant more for longer distances.

still gonna see if i can't bullshit that fucked bolt off (and back on) before i buy a new scooter entirely. or maybe i just put it back together and say fuck replacing the wheels.

@PurpCat @veru oooooooooooooohhhhhhhhh man i'm fuckin retarded

@vitalis "are you still single?" "when am i getting grandchildren?"

lemme at her we'll speedrun that shit