beard ひげ @beardalaxy@gameliberty.club

so i've been watching silent hill ascension, and it's truly, utterly horrible. in pretty much every way imaginable. people are debating whether or not it is made with AI and the consensus seems to be that AI would do a better job.

i just got to the part where two characters, one who is married to a different woman, are about to partake in a "merging ritual" so that their souls can become one and they will be stronger, so they can take on "the withering." basically they are going to bang and it's only very lightly veiled as a ritual.

oh yeah and this "withering" is what they call the transition to the world where all the monsters are. except it's not really the same as silent hill where it is a parallel world, it seems like it is a different plane that can connect people even through different continents. 9 episodes in, and "silent hill" hasn't been mentioned ONCE. it's like a completely brand new story that they decided to slap the silent hill name on just because. there is no connection whatsoever.

it's cringe but in a way that makes you want to see how much worse it can possibly get lol. it's rife with inconsistencies, horrible dialogue and acting, uncanny animations, and complete nonsensical and unexplained behaviors/motivations. it is closer to The Room than any other piece of media i've witnessed and if it weren't being touted as silent hill i'd love it xD

gen 3 was the best gen ever man. maybe it's true that whatever the first gen you played will always be your favorite, but idk it was at a time where gaming was still so magical and the tech was there to actually realize a lot of the vision that those old devs had.

and the music, man... the music... every time i listen to it i'm whisked back to being a kid again. playing on my gba. lying under the dining room table trying to translate braille. i lost my gba and emerald for a couple of years and assumed it was missing but when we moved i found it inside of the couch. cried my eyes out.

that's one of the only relics from my childhood i still have, the gba and that copy of emerald. unfortunately the battery died so i can't save the game anymore and i lost my old save, but the memories are still there. i wanna go back

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WViR2zZ-pfA

hey what's up, i just wanted to talk about the insane situation that i, penguinz0, aka charlie, aka moistcr1tikal, aka cr1tikal, have been facing over the last couple of days.

look, when i was a kid i was almost trans. then i jerked off, i choked the chicken, i squeezed the hog even, and realized that no, i liked having a penis. but not every kid likes to have a penis. if a kid wants to become a freak of nature and their parents are okay with it, who am i to stop them? i'm not their dad, although some people do call me daddy.

i have this opinion and i am getting hate for it online, which is completely ridiculous. i don't hate people that have different opinions than me. opinions are like assholes, everyone's got them, and some people just don't wipe sometimes. and boy did i forget to wipe this time. you know, i got a little bit of brown on my taint and i walked around with it long enough for it to cause a rash. so, i'm going to be investing in some bidets and testing them out over the next few weeks, where there won't be any videos except the ones i've already scheduled. i'll let you know where they rank on the moist meter with my 8 foot tall friend once i have shot water up my butthole enough times to make a kid think they are gay for liking it.

that's it. see ya.