beard ひげ @beardalaxy@gameliberty.club

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I feel very... conflicted about this game. I think I like it? It has some pretty good combat, although it is very rough around the edges. I-frames barely exist, even in places you think they would, like after taking damage. If there are any, they're extremely small and it can lead to just getting chained by enemy attacks. There is only one jump height as well, and you can't alter the length of your dash in any way. Because of that, it feels like you don't have a lot of fine control over your character. Despite that, the combat is flashy and nice to look at, which does translate into it feeling fun to play.

The thing I really DIDN'T like about this game is the Stanley Parable style narration and meta story design. It worked for that game, but it didn't really work for something like this for me. I would have VASTLY preferred this game to rip out the narrator entirely, maybe extend the levels by a little bit, and just let you freely explore around them while progressing. I understand this game is from 2016 and that was all the rage back then, you know, Deadpool came out in 2016. It's just annoying now, though, ten years later. They could have still told a very similar story without that, much like we saw MiSide do more recently.

The art is decent, the music is pretty good. There was another kind of dumb meta moment at the beginning of the game where I didn't get to choose the difficulty I wanted, it just asked me questions and then gave me one and I couldn't figure out how to change it. That was pretty annoying as well. If you're going to be playing this game, just know what you're getting yourself into.

Cute girl though.

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happy valentine's day

okay so the torture video mentioned in the epstein files was likely a video of a UAE royal family member torturing an afghani merchant over a deal gone wrong.

little bit weird to say you loved a video like that jeff... let's not pretend we don't have thousands of edgelords trading snuff around all the time though. fuck, especially back in 2009 when that email was sent.

fuck man, i don't watch chibi or really know that much about him, but i feel really bad for him. the people in his comments on twitter are some of the most toxic people i've ever seen. bro finds out his fiance is cheating on him with his best friend and then everyone in their friend group ditches him, and you have these faggots saying that HE'S the problem so he deserved it and shit.

vile people. they're really trying to turn him into the next etika, huh?

"As for the head of those that compass me about, let the mischief of their own lips cover them." - Psalms 140:9.

thankfully it appears that this only affects github repositories, any emulator not on github is just fine, including ones that just have mirrors. maybe a troll? it's happened in the past with romhacks.

i'm so tired boss

Actually, this review is going to be quite simple. It was pretty good. I liked the added abilities, while still using some of the core gameplay. There weren't really any puzzles but I didn't mind that so much. It wasn't very long, so while the gameplay was kind of one-note it felt more like a segment in a much larger game that uses a specific mechanic. It was cool seeing a bit more of Rose's story as well as a bit of some other characters from RE7 and RE8. Playing in third person was just fine and the spook factor was still very balanced in the same way it was in the base game.

Nothing revolutionary, but I did enjoy it. Was a little bit disappointed that we aren't seeing MORE of her story to be honest. I hope she's in RE9 in some fashion or another because it feels weird to build up and then stop on a pretty crazy cliffhanger only for her story to go dark as we switch to Grace and Leon in RE9.

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the timely humor of a silent hill game set in the UK takes place in a town called "St. Amelia" cannot be understated