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i PERSONALLY know five people who bought a switch 2 so that they could buy ocarina of time. it's going to do crazy numbers not only for the game itself, but also for the console. perhaps the only game that can stand up to gta6 and i love it.

All your problems are because you are not drinking enough water

I need your suggestions!

Do you prefer pin-up style fanart, with the character posing in a sexy and suggestive way?
Or small, funny situations with lots of ecchi elements?
:bloblul:

#loli #fanart #undies #lolicon

are you guys ready for quite possibly the WORST fighting game ever?

i couldn't help but think the chainsaw man movie was extremely derivative, like i had seen a lot of what it had to offer before. it was still decent, but i really didn't understand what the massive amounts of hype was about. i figured it must be mostly young people who hadn't seen whatever it drew so much inspiration from, especially because living with someone 10 years younger than me had really opened my eyes to such a phenomenon (he'll get annoyed when i talk about how his favorite, newer games take inspiration and build upon older games because he sees these things as being completely original).

this video finally put that feeling i had into something tangible and i know why i felt that now.

how do people treat their controllers so badly? seriously? i have LAUNCH DAY PS4 controllers that still work perfectly. i haven't tested the battery life in a long time because i prefer playing wired, but i don't have stick drift, everything still works really well, etc. i had the rubber tear on one of them on the left stick but i just bought a replacement for a couple bucks and that was it.

my wavebird from ~2005 only just started drifting within the past year. i'm really sad about that one because i think the only way that's getting fixed is if i learn how to solder and put a new stickbox in there.

this also exemplifies just how bad joycons are, because i know i take REALLY good care of my controllers and that shit still turned into dust. my left joycon especially is FUBAR.

i'll never tire of the "pay extra to get game early" model when people will just pirate that version and get it earlier than everyone else who actually paid some money for it but not enough money.

I kind of feel like an old dog at this point lol. Like any game I play I'm never going to get that much better at, and if I'm not already good at a game by default I'm just cooked lol.

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I need stage hero to come out now so I can feel like I'm good at a video game again

Shoutouts to the guy with the "support local musicians" shirt that didn't tip me

Women don't even know how to be attractive anymore, they just have no hobby, smoke weed, hate Donald Trump, and be a hoe.

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