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"Man, i wish i had some pumpkin seeds right now"
>kid comes and sells me a bag of pumpkin seeds

:UncleTed:

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The package came in but the item is cracked :apensive:

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aaaah nice, got an idea for today's prompt early in the day

“Knock, knock. Who's there? Your butt that's about to be kicked!”

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I have had this Sancho panza image as a desktop background for months now

I need to make the wireframe not retweetable FFS
People keeps retweeting the wireframe instead of the main piece :apensive:

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>go to the shittiest corp ever to work
>see all sorts of man made horrors beyond your imagination
>shit pays well so you cant leave
>cant physically leave thx to a shitty time loop where your death becomes meaningless
>corp finally shuts down
>you think youre able to finally escape the abyss
>some dick craving robot decides to cancel the shut down and put you and the employees in a sleeping state
>wake up a year later working under a new "corp"
>now you cant physically escape, youre bound by metaphysics to your new job
>new shitty job involves fighting people and monsters to death
>your death is meaningless as youre brought back to life each time but youre unaware of this due to some memory shenanigans
>some wackos break in and fuck shit up
>seems youll finally be able to escape
>nop, whole place is yeeted elsewhere
>now youre new job for all eternity is to be a shitty librarian

:Cirno_Laughing: its fun seeing things from the perspective of random npcs
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