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@LukeAlmighty yet another textbook example of why women choose the bear

@LukeAlmighty don't you have a house to build or a son to raise?

the feminine urge to install Stardew Valley and a fuckload of mods on top of it

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@beardalaxy for starters, it's a platformer, so it's already the bottomest tier of videogames
second, it's the bottomest tier of platformers: the one with deliberately sadistic design
third, they took the only good thing about Mario 64 and threw it away
fourth, the plot is shit where the princess gets kidnapped again
fifth, nintendo bastards with EPI fetish force kids to play as a vomiting mount
it's not a good game, it's barely even a game

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Of course all the responses were “that never happened”

Of course it totally could have happened. Pathetic ass men will do whatever they can to get laid.

@Jazzy_Butts you tourist buffoon, making all of this shit up and NOT naming her Bryce?

> "noo, watch this 2 hour video on me being a nerd, or enjoy AI slop! :soyjak: "

well, AI slop it is then

@LukeAlmighty you are like a baby, watch this:
"This is Superman and Batman from Earth-6967, they fuck and one of them is pregnant but I won't say who"

@beardalaxy the weather is shifting globally because they bombed the jews' cloud stealing apparatuses

"criticizing Paralives is low empathy behaviour, they're a small team of indie devs working practically for free!"

offending my eyes with they/them pronouns is low empathy, if they're a "small team" for "free" 40k per month on Patreon, they should've downscaled 💅
at least they/themlings are seething about how this game doesn't allow them enough customisation because all those hes and shes pretending to be theys are never happy

@LukeAlmighty the only joke in that statement is that it never stops being funny how when the same statement about a bear is said by a man, it's "a wise observation about the nature of mankind", but when when it is said by a woman, it's suddenly "offensive"

@JeffGrimesArt @LukeAlmighty
> a bunch of women made a decision
> to sexually abuse women

verily, males know not of what responsibility is
also your Christianity is just Judaism 2

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