@LukeAlmighty yet another textbook example of why women choose the bear
@LukeAlmighty don't you have a house to build or a son to raise?
@beardalaxy for starters, it's a platformer, so it's already the bottomest tier of videogames
second, it's the bottomest tier of platformers: the one with deliberately sadistic design
third, they took the only good thing about Mario 64 and threw it away
fourth, the plot is shit where the princess gets kidnapped again
fifth, nintendo bastards with EPI fetish force kids to play as a vomiting mount
it's not a good game, it's barely even a game
@beardalaxy because it sucks, next question please
@Jazzy_Butts there's even an actress named Bryce
@Jazzy_Butts you tourist buffoon, making all of this shit up and NOT naming her Bryce?
@LukeAlmighty you are like a baby, watch this:
"This is Superman and Batman from Earth-6967, they fuck and one of them is pregnant but I won't say who"
@beardalaxy (((they))) wouldn't deny it if it wasn't true
@beardalaxy the weather is shifting globally because they bombed the jews' cloud stealing apparatuses
"criticizing Paralives is low empathy behaviour, they're a small team of indie devs working practically for free!"
offending my eyes with they/them pronouns is low empathy, if they're a "small team" for "free" 40k per month on Patreon, they should've downscaled 💅
at least they/themlings are seething about how this game doesn't allow them enough customisation because all those hes and shes pretending to be theys are never happy
@matrix did she reject you
@LukeAlmighty the only joke in that statement is that it never stops being funny how when the same statement about a bear is said by a man, it's "a wise observation about the nature of mankind", but when when it is said by a woman, it's suddenly "offensive"
@JeffGrimesArt @LukeAlmighty
> a bunch of women made a decision
> to sexually abuse women
verily, males know not of what responsibility is
also your Christianity is just Judaism 2
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