@matrix so (((the editors))) don't allow Batman on Catwoman's pussy because "we can't sell toys of a character who eats pussy", but they can approve an entire non-concealed fetish special? 💀
@beardalaxy not really, at least not as described
@beardalaxy I love when some random noise or a surge of anxiety wakes you up when you're right about to fall asleep and entire sleep schedule goes haywire (i hate it)
@Mr_NutterButter true capitalism naturally gravitates towards a market monopoly, and without a market monopoly it's not true capitalism
@beardalaxy they didn't gave guns in the bible, either, and you would think that god, being omniwhatever, could take it into account
@beardalaxy oh no, someone used a literal cross, the horror 😔
memorable things you could do in Witcher 3 that you also can do in Infinity Nuan-Nuan:
- coord your outfits
- change your hair
- brew perfume/potions
- fight, I guess (not important part of the gameplay)
- watch the stories unravel in interesting quests
Kill localizers. Behead localizers. Roundhouse kick a localizer into the concrete. Slam dunk a localizer baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy localizers. Defecate in a localizers food. Launch localizers into the sun. Stir fry localizers in a wok. Toss localizers into active volcanoes. Urinate into a localizers gas tank. Judo throw localizers into a wood chipper. Twist localizers heads off. Report localizers to the IRS. Karate chop localizers in half. Curb stomp pregnant black localizers. Trap localizers in quicksand. Crush localizers in the trash compactor. Liquefy localizers in a vat of acid. Eat localizers. Dissect localizers. Exterminate localizers in the gas chamber. Stomp localizer skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate localizers in the oven. Lobotomize localizers. Mandatory abortions for localizers. Grind localizer fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown localizers in fried chicken grease. Vaporize localizers with a ray gun. Kick old localizers down the stairs. Feed localizers to alligators. Slice localizers with a katana. Put a bomb in a localizer's mouth. Throw knives at localizers. Inflate localizers until they pop. Send localizers into a blackhole. Castrate localizers. Feed localizers poisoned food. Force localizers to walk the plank. Push localizers into a pit. Kneel on a localizer's neck. Curse localizers with a spell. Stuff localizer babies into the washing machine and turn it on. Flatten localizers with a tank. Pop a localizer's car tire. Strike localizer children with a ruler. Make localizers swim in the Mariana Trench. Cut off a localizer's limbs. Airdrop localizers into Antarctica. Throw localizers off the boat. Pressurize localizers into fine crystals. Light fireworks in a localizer's ass. Falcon-punch a localizer in the face. Make localizers into fiction. Blow localizers heads off with grenade launchers. Blow localizers brains open with a sniper rifle. Lock localizers in a cage and drown them underwater. Nail localizers to a cross and stab them. Run over localizers with a tank feet-first. Crush localizers with a press. Attack localizers with acid. Boil localizers in a pan. Lock localizers inside a brazen bull. Burn localizers alive. Drag localizers across a wall of spikes. Pour molten lava on localizers. Quarter localizers. Impale localizers on a pike. Tenderize localizers with a mallet. Ionise localizers in a mass spectrometer. Irradiate localizers in a nuclear reactor. Spaghettify localizers in a black hole. Curse localizers with the necronomicon. Trap localizers in purgatory. Bang a localizers testicles with a spiked bat. Throw localizers off a twelve story building. Freeze dry localizers in the vacuum of space. Fry localizers with power lines. Feed localizers ricin. Kneecap a localizer with a twelve gauge. Re enslave localizers. Sell localizers organs on the black market. Run localizers over with an eighteen wheeler. Throw localizers into the grand canyon. Burn localizers with jet engine exhaust. Beat localizers to death with a tire iron. Cauterise a localizers asshole with a blowtorch. Sacrifice localizers to the sun god. Drop localizers out of a plane at fourty thousand feet. Feed localizers to sharks. Load a localizer into a cannon and shoot the localizer at a concrete wall. Keel Haul localizers under a galleon. Disembowel localizers with a bayonet. Strap a localizer to a cruise missile and launch it at a localizer neighbourhood. Drop localizers into chernobyl reactor building number 4. Hang, draw, and quarter localizers. Lure localizers in with fried chicken and trap them with bear traps. Force a localizer to learn calculus, then kill the localizer anyway. Atomize localizers with a powerfist. Throw localizers into vats full of FEV virus. Choke localizers with barbed wire. Throw pianos at localizers from 40-story buildings. Throw localizers at pianos from 40-story buildings. Deep-freeze localizers in liquid nitrogen then shatter them with a hammer. Tie localizers to ICBMs then fire them at Israel. Shoot localizers with syringe guns. Defecate on localizer food stamps. Make localizers pay child support in blood. Build a newton cannon and fire localizers into the orbit. Put advertisement posters on localizers then nail them to their bodies with a hammer. Irradiate localizers with depleted uranium. Launch a localizer with a trebuchet. Send a localizer exploring titanic in a cheap submarine. Use a localizer as a crash test dummy. Tie localizers onto growing bamboo shoots. Film an entire jackass movie on a localizer. Trample localizers. Bury localizers alive. Play bowling with localizers heads as pins. Grate localizers with a cheese grater. Get localizers stuck in an elevator. Spray a localizers toilet paper with poison ivy. Shoot a localizer directly with the Gustav gun. Sabotage a localizers parachute. Sabotage a localizers bungee. Trap a localizer under ice. Force a localizer to work and support a family of 5. Force localizers into gladiatorial combat. Send localizers back to warring African tribes. Hide a snake in a localizers room. Put localizers on a hot air balloon with low gas. Harvest a localizers organs. Waterboard localizers with gasoline, then set them on fire. Flay localizers. Tie localizers to train tracks. Put laxatives in their koolaid. Recreate mortal kombat fatalities on localizers. Gibbet localizers. Tie a lightning rod to a localizers head during a storm. Lure localizers into suicide pods. Bury localizers neck deep and surround them with scorpions. Clear a mine field by sending localizers to it. Stir localizers into cement. Squeeze localizers through a chain link fence. Hack localizers socials and make them say they have irrefutable evidence that would lead to Hillary's arrest. Perform adorcism on a localizer. Microwave a localizers head. Suck a localizer into pool drainage ass first. Pour nitroglycerin inside a localizers basketball. Inject ebola in its food. Put a chubby localizer in a tribe of cannibals. Pressure wash localizers skin. Play games with localizers jigsaw style. Trim a localizers nose hairs with a lawn mower. Strap a localizer to a wind turbine blade. Flatten a localizer in an industrial rolling machine. Turn a localizers bones into furniture. Make minced meat out of a localizer and serve nigga patties to other localizers. Feed a localizer viagra and put an activated sawblade in front of its dick. Disguise a thermally activated lightsaber as a localizers dildo. Stone localizers. Tranquilize localizers and put them in lion pits. Make a subhuman centipede from localizers. Throw a localizer down a well. Prescribe incorrect medication to localizers. Pimp-slap localizers into airplane turbines. Displace localizers in a predicted meteoroid contact area. Gift a localizer a lethal dose of fentanyl. Put dog collars on localizers at maximum voltage. Give localizers sentient brain parasites. Give localizers over to aliens in area 51 to be probed. Leave localizers out for vultures. Drive a localizer into a tornado with a remote controlled vehicle. Do freaky voodoo on a localizer. Strap localizers on a roller-coaster and use them as target practice. Strap localizers to a judas cradle. Blast localizers with Civil War cannons. Crucify filthy localizers. Whip localizers into obedience. Slingshot a localizer into orbit. Rocket localizers into the sun. Stir-fry localizers in a wok. Bite a localizer and drink their blood. Urinate into a localizer's gas tank. Judo throw localizers into the wood chipper. Unscrew a localizer's head off. Bake localizers into localizer-pizza. Arrest localizers for no reason. Electrocute localizers. Curb stomp pregnant localizers. Beat a localizer up. Slice a localizer up and wear their skin. Set localizers on fire. Spin localizers around until they puke. Tie localizers to a train track. Karate kick a localizer in the testicles. Stomp localizer skulls with steel-toed boots. Broil localizers into a broth. Deep fry localizers. Fourth-trimester abortions for localizers. Blend localizers in a blender. Snap a localizer's neck. Throw localizers off buildings. Send aliens to abduct localizers. Force localizers to ride the euthanasia coaster. Crush localizers with anvils. Throw localizers off of rooftops. Incinerate localizers. Starve localizers. Blow localizers up with dynamite. Gulp localizers. Feast on localizer eyeballs. Cave in a localizer's skull. Kiss a localizer to death. Peel a localizer like a banana. Wipe out localizer tribes. Deny localizers into Heaven. Freeze localizers in the vacuum of space. Hard boil a localizer. Lock on to localizers with a harpoon. Cryodesiccate a localizer. Ferment localizers into stew. Ensnare localizers. Nark on localizers to the army. Cause a total localizer purge. Jam a localizer into a geyser. Axe murder a localizer. Unleash Smelvin upon localizers. Put localizers on ships going to Africa and blow up the ships after they set sail. Total localizer death.
@hachi it should be also illegal to spam screen readers with hashtags, and you're regularly doing big ableisms here
@derekzane1981
>clitorus
@beardalaxy they are already bitching and moaning because Ciri isn't "hot" enough (she literally looks the same, even the dumbass makeup is present)
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