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westerners larping as asians: "omg, asian cultures are so different, you're commiting a xenophobia if you call a chinese catgirl costume 'a neko'"
actual asians: *don't even regard different asian nations as actual people*

I announce that humankind again did not gain any collective knowledge and itch has literally no reason to exist now

@Hephaestic @beardalaxy @Dude shutting singular "they" down is never playing into their hands and is always the correct choice

@beardalaxy well, Zelda isn't a redhead like in the OG version, but I suppose nothing some dye can't fix here

> "omg, superman can't be hurt, that makes him boring!"
the trailer: shows superman hurt
> "omg, superman is hurt, hurting superman is emasculating!11"

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the last thing the target audience wants to see (and what's most important, I don't want to see) in magical girls genre is the unholy trio of burps, farts, and gross behavior
so-called grown ups are still throwing tantrums over periods being hinted at in Turning Red, but have no problem forcing this shit that's meant for boys to laugh at (because boys are stupid) literally everywhere

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Florine of Burgundy was a princess who at age 14 joined her husband to fight in the first crusade. She fought alongside him until they were ambushed and killed on the battlefield by the Turks in Cappadocia, Anatolia in 1097.
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@matrix not much harder than sake, so if you liked it, you might like soju as well

@LukeAlmighty Man of Steel and all those movies that followed were almost all pretty mid, for sure, but at least they had some funny moments, like that hilarious and unnecessary neck snap at the end

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"Today, we’re announcing the seizure and dismantlement of several illicit video game marketplaces. From February to May of this year, there were approximately 3.2 million illicit downloads, and these downloads caused an estimated loss of $170 million: fbi.gov/contact-us/field-offic"

Gamers are the most oppressed people.

@LukeAlmighty that movie was literally the most boring anything featuring Superman

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Your mama exists in the weird quantum state, where she's both the fattest object in the observable universe, but also everyone is proud of fucking her....

And I cannot get my head around this contradiction.

Christian theology 

@beardalaxy so we return to the fact that evil rapists were inscribing their evildoing as "the good book"
no sense or point looking for any virtue in something so despicable

@Aldo2 @beardalaxy only a rapist would have this kind of shit in the playlist, but you being a pedophile rapist is not news

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