speaking of, this was 200% uncomfortable and literally hurt for a split second, 0/10 would not recommend
one of more evil aspects of the cyberpunk we currently live in is total encouragement of monetizing literally everything: monetize your hobby, monetize your cooking, monetize your eating, monetize yourself being annoying and pissing people off, monetize your children and cats! you don't monetize? - well you're just being unproductive and wasting time then :/
surely you're able to remember one or two internet personas who are literally killing themselves for clout and money
I've watched that Super Mario full feature cartoon
first of all, it should be made illegal to use Holding Out For a Hero in movies: I don't care how great this song is, you won't outperform Shrek 2, don't even try
all non-n*ntendo licensed music in this movie was cringeworthy
second, they just had to go and yassify Peach 💀 come on, she's a princess! even if she's an action girl (that is trve), she has class, and she is polite, and she is cute and charming: none of that can be applied to the movie!Peach
maybe if I was five, this would've been literally The Best Movie Ever, at least I remember wanting to see a Mario cartoon or a movie like this
if gen alpha kids liked (or even saw) this movie, I am glad for them, there has been a severe shortage of heartfelt cartoons with big budget
>"but Yasuke was real--"
i don't care
not after they made Anne Boleyn black, not after they made Cleopatra black because someone's grandmother said so
you can't exactly fight government-sponsored misinformation with the truth, so for all intents and purposes Yasuke was either the whitest samurai the world has ever seen with pearly white skin; or he was 300% Japanese (pearly white skin optional)
AC Shadows gameplay trailer
the best part is that Chloe is nowhere in sight, so either they broke up (which will make Chloe simps pissed) or the best ending is canon (which will make Chloe simps pissed!)
https://www.ptkorea.com/287520/ I found some of these newspaper pages on the official aespa website, theories? #aespa
a four mouth payment plan to buy a videogame 💀
I've noticed a thing about all avid anime haters: they literally make this their entire personality in the same way other annoying types make their quirk their entire personality
I've tried to give a chance to a couple of streamers by rationalizing that a lack of taste could be an issue out of their control, but over and over they become impossible to watch because any mention of anime launches them into a giga 2 hour tangent where they try their hardest to dunk on anime and it all gives away the vibes of someone actively trying to prove how super giga extra straight and manly he is when he's been caught in bed with a femboy twink
Don't they realize how turbo retarded they look? Like if someone said "I saw a shitty erotic French indie movie when I was a kid so now I HATE ALL MOVIES "
And what makes it all even spicier is that they aren't above stuff like playing something obviously anime inspired and then complaining about the thing looking anime or using anime tropes, the audacity
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