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The new Discord username change is incredibly retarded. Unnecessary change that definitely makes the service worse. The tag at the end was a better system imo. I was prompted yesterday to pick my username out of nowhere but some of my frens haven't been prompted. My account is from 2016, so I wonder if they're going by sign up date for dibs.
Somehow I was able to get my username, which rarely happens since it's short and people like to use it as a nickname often. Well, I think this dogshit service is on its way out anyways. They just need more massive fuck ups for people to leave.

Which also comes to the point that people have replaced public forum posts and websites and now use Discord as a "wiki" service to keep information in. This is asinine and I've made it my goal to make my modding tutorials as public as possible so that search engines pull these up. Once Discord dies, all that information is lost or worse case, some retard nukes your server by posting illegal shit and self reporting. People need to stop using Discord as storage for guides and information.

@beardalaxy Edit: better pic with no glass in the way lol

You can tell my favorite by my display of bad financial decisions and consoomerism. I've been selling off my collection throughout the years now as I've moved on to other hobbies.

My second favorite one is Darkrai and the third is Metagross. If I want to stretch it a bit more, Aegislash and Giratina are also top favorites! My favorite time of Pokemon was during Gen 4. :FeelsWowMan:

Got a two in one screenshot yesterday when I was confirming receipt of an order of mine. The hand looks so weird and awkward because of the clearly photoshopped colored pencils.

A Hello Kitty shanker so you can be adorable while murdering. :peepoComfy: Mini figure with shaking booba, over 1000 units sold. Wow das alotta booba! 😤
And some kawaii cock plushies for your girlfriend but I'm sure you won't have one after giving her one of these. :FeelsWeirdMan: (unless she's based with a sense of humor, which is rare for wahman)

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Nothing too bad here... until you realize the shop's name is Jesus' Smokeshop and they have the holy man himself smoking a blunt. :omegalul: I couldn't stop laughing.

Found a ballsack that glows which attaches to your bicycle. I want to buy it and wear it to the beach to see if people notice my nether regions are glowing and my huge bouncy balls. Also a sticker skin for your credit card that has doge or... Terry Cruz for some reason!

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It makes your shitter look cute and comfy but I don't think I want to sit on something that will get splashed and soaked in shid piss water every time. :FeelsWeirdMan:

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Someone needs to send this to Reddit. I bet they would delete all their child porn if Batman or some other superhero told them to.

Found out that these are so your wiener stands A LOT when you wear the underwear lmao
It doesn't come with a fake wiener. That means that the picture of the guy in the previous post is his real pp :booba:

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WHAT IS THIS FOR
"egg's location" :kekw:

I love this because everytime I open the app, there's always some bizarre product. Guess I will keep adding onto the thread if I find more weird products.

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Looking through AliExpress weird products is a guilty pleasure of mine

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