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Autistic people are retarded... Just trust us... Their brains are too big to work properly... :omegalul:

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As far as I am concerned, non autostic people are deffective. It must be so tiresome to always focus on 200 people's emotional state and opinions about each other. Then to focus on deforming each sentence to sound the correct way, even if it sacrefices the original message.

How could they even get through primary school with such a cognitive load is a mystery, but somehow, I don't even want to know. :ablobwhee:

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I do not know how to tell you this, but the lab results just came in, and it's not pretty. You are suffering from Life. There is no known cure and it is terminal. You have something between 1 second and 60 years left till you die.

Now with the obvious joke out of the way, I want you to know... Not just on theoretical level, but deep down, that no matter what you do, soon, you will no longer exist.

With that crusial point out of the way, what do you think you have left? 60 years? Sounds reasonable if there won't be any wars or dumb accidents.

Younger years will be more important, since you can enjoy them better, they do not contain as much pain and are genuinelly less demanding on your health to survive, but let's ignore that part for now.

So, here I will use some of secret JEWISH MAGIC. Put on your huwite man's shoes because this might turn your world upside down. I will use STATISTICS.

What is the covid death rate? 0.03 percent for your age group? Ok... That means, that if 3000 of you in paralel dimensions caught covid, one of them died. We can also shorten it, that if you cought covid, 0,03 percent of your life is statistically gone.

Now for a second question. How long have we been in lockdowns? 2 years? ok...
In your 60 years of life remaining, 2 years equal to 3,3 percent. Lockdown with 100 percent certainty stole 2 years of your life already, and the lockdowns are still not over.

So, if we compare how much of your actual life was stolen by the lockdown to what part of your statistical life was stolen by covid, you get, that lockdown had already been 100 times deadlier then covid.

So shut the fuck up, and go hug your grandma NOW!!! Because if you wait for the cure, you might find, that you waited for her inevitable death instead. Go out. Enjoy your life. And do not allow others to blackmail you out of the few days you actually still have.

Can we just beat up people, who say "beards are makeup for men"?

re: There are only 2 things I know about the left, and it's not a great combo. 

@LukeAlmighty kiryuin satsuki is a proponent of fashism

There are only 2 things I know about the left, and it's not a great combo. 

1) They believe, that fashism is not worth it even if the alternative is complete destruction of the human race

2) Fashism is when cool clothes.

I normally don|t do collective guild, but on behalf of all programmers, IT guys and engineers, I would like to apologise to all people of this world for the state modern printers are in.

There is no reason for a common piece of hardware to require several hours and a phone application to set up properly. I honestly thought, that plug and play was the modern day standart, but man, was I wrong about that one.

Helldivers might be the first game I know of, that gives NEXT TO NO POSSIBILITY to drag your team down by your presence.

The bonuses you bring to your team just by your presence are so HUGE, that you absolutely welcome even randos.

That is quite new. I see how that made the game so community centric TBH.

I love the fact, that so many games now come with voice chat integrated.

But it might be better, if the voice chat wasn't 1/10th the volume of ambient music.

i'm sorry i don't see fediverse developer here i see "thanks for choosing deutsche bank"

Regulace znamená právě třeba i podchytávání toho, aby si to nemohly koupit děti, zatím co ilegalita znamená, že si to můžou koupit děti.
- Markéta Gregorová

Omluvte mě, musím si s děckama koupit pár atomovek.

To je skutečně k popukání. Místo toho, aby dokázali že už nejsme ničí satelit se zase píšou petice - jenže ty v hlavách lidí na Západě nezmění vůbec nic.

Čekám, že se za pár let bude psát... "malý bezvýznamný americký/německý satelit". A proč?

Protože primárně proklamujeme jen zájmy někoho druhého. Aby si #česko duplo, že chce něco po svém, to zahraničí dosud nezaregistrovalo. Narozdíl třeba od Polska, Slovenska nebo Maďarska. A vo tom to je...

idnes.cz/zpravy/zahranicni/wal

Thinking about sociology and the ammount of surveys these people do, I cannot wait till they realize, that psychopaths do exist, therefore literally every single survey has about 5 percent of poisoned data, while they're looking foe a 1 percent differences.

Eighth graders lmao really catching those dangerous extremists, heard they were planning to place ketchup packets under the girl's toilet seats, crisis averted gentlemen.

abcnews.go.com/US/eighth-graders-charged-racist-group-chat-southwick-massachusetts/story?id=108123039

Proč platit psychologovi, když si ho můžeš vymyslet a povídat si s ním úplně zadarmo?

#blasty

I have no clue how the sex minigame works in this game :angry_pepe:
How do I increase satisfaction?

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