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@exaltvita I imagine your "vents" would just turn into a horny-post anyways...

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John Lennon’s Imagine and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race

@polkadotburger

"Do you wear your boyfriend's hoodies?"

"Yeah, of course..."

*Literally wearing foreskin as a hoodie*

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@matana I was debating to myself whether I should go out in a t-shirt or wear a coat, and I chose to wear the coat.

...In retrospect, I could have just worn the t-shirt :/

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@bot It's saying "dope", It's saying "dope", It's saying "dope", It's saying "dope", It's saying "dope", It's saying "dope", It's saying "dope", It's saying "dope", It's saying "dope"

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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@matrix now this is the discourse I can get behind :)

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I admitted to the HR lady during a meeting that I work out on my shifts, and her response was "that's fine, as long as you do the work assigned to you before your shift is over".

Based 😎

Leg-day while on work. Best way to get up out of the chair.

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