Aldo @Aldo2@gameliberty.club

@matrix seeing a new Marvel film be like:

@matana @applejack @beardalaxy

This can't be how it really...

No...Nah....

....Nope...

😤

@matana @applejack @beardalaxy

The 11th Commandment.

@applejack @beardalaxy @matana

Isn't that film the one with noted 100% male Elliot Page being a pregnant teenage girl?

@matana @applejack @beardalaxy

Or, I was just thinking about an even better idea for a film.

Just make it a day in the life of a sex-ed teacher, who has to put up with kids in class making dirty jokes etc... just generally showing that they clearly know more about sex than expected, and the kids think the teacher is a stuck-up ass, but she really does care, and about how both parties learn more about each other and eventually reach a mutual understanding.

Wholesome, and it still addresses the big issue.

Maybe I should become a director.

Now, I just gotta fit in a twerking scene, for.....Reasons...

@matana @applejack @beardalaxy

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

@LukeAlmighty @matana @beardalaxy

*Sad lawyer sounds*

@applejack @matana @beardalaxy

Or her babysitter...

...I'm pretty sure those films have already been made tho...

I'm certain the teacher one has.

@beardalaxy @applejack @matana

That gives me an idea........

@LukeAlmighty @matana @beardalaxy

I'm not defending it, I haven't even seen it. I've just read bits about it.

Maybe being a little bit of a Devil's advocate...

@applejack @matana @beardalaxy

it's a film about a bunch of schoolgirls who are friends, and about how they enroll in a "dance" (twerking) competition to get dinero for stuff.

Similar to quite a few other European "coming-of-age" stories, except the kids in this one are 11, instead of like 14-15.

@applejack @beardalaxy @matana

I was gonna say, hypothetical loli-film aside, if you're going to touch on a subject as serious as the sexualization/sexuality of children, then there's no way you can really exposition that.

You would need to show that, in some way. It's an (alleged) integral point of the film.

@matana @beardalaxy

dang it >:(

Foiled again!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUZNg0ZY0no

@matana @beardalaxy

no, but it does have her wearing (what were considered at the time) "revealing"/"sexual" clothes.

@beardalaxy @matana

Leon the Professional was accused of a similar thing that Cuties is.

They had to basically edit the film version from the book, and then edit that version as well (there's an (in)famous deleted scene where they have a conversation over milk, and it ends with her saying "tonight you're sleeping with me") in order to avoid the pitchforks, and it still didn't totally work.

People only ignore that part because it became a cult-classic over time.

@JonossaSeuraava @applejack @siina

nah, it's called the Gulf ;)

@applejack @JonossaSeuraava @siina

I used to live in a place that reached 50...

Our "Democratically Elected (Dear) Leader" vs. their autocratic, dictatorial, power-obsessed lunatic